Poll: Peta "Porn Site" - Would this even work?

[Necator15]

I feel like this site will attract the exact opposite crowd PETA wants. You know, the crowd that somehow get off on seeing naked women and dead animals, or just dead animals.

The crowd they want to reach will probably just end up going "WTF is this shit?" then closing the window and never going there again.

Does anyone else find it kind of funny that they're running an ad campaign designed to hit you when they've just drawn blood away from your brain?

 

[Lyri]

and i'll take two for the team and star in one.
you see what i did there?

I did c.

I want to sabotage their videos with animal blood bukakke.

 

[Jamash]

"PETA's sexy side displayed in galleries and videos will quickly give way to the sinister world of animal mistreatment uncovered by the group's hidden camera investigations in a very different kind of graphic content."

What does this actually mean?

It seems to suggest that they're going to splice frames of animal torture into the porn videos, or have the porn photos fade into a butchered animal after a certain amount of time.

If this is true, then I think it will has the opposite effect from what PETA is hoping, as you'll resent anything that interrupts a good wank and spoils your mood with the fury of a thousand suns.

The best thing PETA can realistically hope for is to make lots of people resent them and hate animal conservation because they subconsciously associate it with cock blocking and mood killing... unfortunately it could also have a nasty side effect on those who don't let PETA's "message" get in the way of a good wank, subconsciously turning them into bestiality and animal torture fetishists.

 

[krazykidd]

Isn't this offensive to furries? I means dead animals and naked women . Thos does not sound like a good idea but , i could be wrong.

 

[Gardenia]

So someone (me) will be polishing the ol' helmet and come across images of animal cruelty?
Not really sure if it's a good thing to have people assosciate dead animals with msturbation, to be honest.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Peta: they wont stop until animals have more rights than women.

You all know it's true.

 

[OrokuSaki]

...... I was gonna say "Rule 34: NO EXCEPTIONS", but somehow I don't think that applies. But this makes me curious. HOW does a porn site spread awareness of vegan-ism? I keep picturing a college girl slowly stripping her clothes off while talking about how you should totally not eat meat.

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

"Alright, guys. We have all these extra funds from our supporters. What do we do with it?"

"How about we use it to make animal shelters and actually save animals?"

"I dunno... It doesn't sound like it's gonna make a very large effect on people"

"How about we make a porn site? That way we can raise people's.... awareness"

"that's genius! and our supporters will love it"

 

[-Dragmire-]

Short story: Nobody goes to a porn site to learn about social/environmental/political issues. They go to fap.

New PETA slogan: Cum See Our Meat!

......

... OK, that might have been a little too rude...

On the one hand they might get quite a few views from the curious(and people thinking PETA would make beastiality porn...) and on the other hand people might avoid it for the reason I mentioned in brackets.

I doubt either category of people care about the sites message or will be put off if the message is the primary focus, like if people are humping in fake blood to incorporate their views of the food industry... then again, their seems to be a market for live action zombie porn...

*cries in corner*

All I wonder is what type of porn would the porn site use... Hmm... No, bad thoughts, go away!

OT: If they want to do it, go for it. It probably won't raise awareness though. People don't go to porn sites to learn about new things (well, they do, but nothing beyond sex) or have their beliefs challenged. Anything does that, and I doubt you would have people visiting the site anymore.

I heard Playboy had articles unrelated to sex....... is Playboy even around anymore? I figured Playboy: the Mansion video game was a last ditch effort to avoid being forgotten in this day and age.

 

[brunothepig]

Well it seems that Peta has finally discovered how to grab peoples attention.

They've known this for a while. Had naked women in their ads for some time. So they need a way to top it. I doubt even they think this campaign will help, but it will garner attention.

 

[Ekit]

So... A regular porn site but with pictures of dead and tortured animals as well? WTF?

 

[Arina Love]

i like bacon.

 

[EdwardOrchard]

Why does PETA need to raise awareness? Aren't they pulling some batshit insane stunt every few months already?

 

[Gigano]

Well, best case scenario it won't work because it's so not what anyone want, worst case scenario it will actually work, and a lot of people will subconsciously learn to connect sexual pleasure with cruelty to animals...

PETA: "People for Eroticized Torture of Animals"?

 

[Archemetis]

Well that's certainly killed my boner...

 

[dexxyoto]

All I picture coming from this is a lot more people associating roadkill or the meat section of the supermarket with sex which could lead to some really funny erections.

PETA worries me but at least they're loud and fairly harmless. It's be way scarier if they got their shit together and got a charismatic effective leader.

The best PETA protest idea I heard of was wait for them to do another protest and then go stand by them and sing "Carrot Juice is Murder [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM]" For the song itself it starts 51 seconds in if you don't like the intro bit.

 

[liquidsolid]

People having sex in a bathtub filled with peas.