Poll: Puns

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JamesJackWalshe

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Puns are quite a common form of making a joke, and some puns are so awful that you just want to jump off the nearest bridge. Some are good, although the most common form of pun are plays on words. Although I feel that the best type of pun are by saying the name of an artist and then quoting their work.
For example:
Someone told me that I looked like Micheal Jackson, well that was Bad. We are here To Change the World. If you want to be starting something then send me a message. If you don't like this thread then you can beat it. Some say that the original creator of Levi's was called Billie. It doesn't matter if the result from this pole is going to be either Black or White, but it doesn't matter. I think that I have been a bit of a smooth criminal by putting these awful puns in this thread. Anyway, if you have read up till now, then well done, you have managed to fall for my entirely ridiculous trap using Micheal Jackson puns.
Enjoy.
 

Drakmeire

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sorry I gotta go play zelda... I just wandered into the graveyard and don't know where to go next, it's just a DEAD end... *dom dom chee!*
 

fletch_talon

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Did you hear about the florist with 2 sons?
One was a budding genius, the other a blooming idiot.

What did the constipated mathematician do?
He worked it out with a pencil.
 

Hazy

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Pimppeter2 said:
Have you ever gone camping?

I hear that its intents.

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...Moving on, some puns are pretty PUNny,[footnote]cwatididthar?[/footnote] others... not so much. It entirely depends on the subject matter.
[sub][sub]And don't worry Pimp, that was actually pretty funny.[/sub][/sub]
 

Sassafrass

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Voodoomancer said:
Oh, god, we're going to see every pun known to man in this thread now, aren't we?
Yes, yes we are.
Run, run while you can before the Punocalypse comes!
Or do what I'm gonna do and just sit and watch for a while.
 

chromewarriorXIII

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I'm actually making a ton of puntastic names for a little game that I'm making in my free time. The owner of the local bar is Bart Endar and his biggest customer is Drun Ker.

In fact, if anyone has any punny names for me, please suggest them and I'll give you credit (unless you didn't make them up).
 

Shockolate

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I heard one earlier today. I was watching Dart's on TSN (Because hey, why not) and there was this guy called Webster, who made a dramatic comeback in the last leg before winning it.

The commentator? "Losing is not in Webster's Dictionary"
 

rabidmidget

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My dog doesn't have a nose...

(I'm not finishing it until someone quotes me with the second part)