Poll: Puns

[Stoic raptor]

That omlett was egg-cellent


I think I win for stupidest pun

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

My dog doesn't have a nose...

How does it smell?

Terrible!

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

 

[mexicola]

That omlett was egg-cellent


I think I win for stupidest pun

Reading that was a real PUNishment upon us.

*snatches the trophy away*

 

[Gotham Soul]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/808-Bionic-Commando

Anyway, I once saw this guy get crushed by a giant axe. They say it was an accident. (Get it? Axe-iddent? heh heh heh...)

 

[Lambi]

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.
*ba dum tish*

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

 

[DarkDain]

Dilbert and Pearls Before Swine readers should appreciate puns. As dogbert says "Puns. Never apologize, never explain.'

One of my favorites, 'The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.'

 

[PaulyWalnuts]

My friend works at a PetsMart and he swears he's gonna kill himself if he has to see more puns like "PUPeroni" and "PURRific" ever again

 

[Nouw]

I love Puns! They're awesome. Anyone know the episode of Spongebob where it had a lot of puns.

I don't have any good puns right now.

This thread is Puntastic! I win the worst pun award. I'm not even sure if that is a pun

 

[lwm3398]

The body has multiple two-centimeter diameter-ed wounds, and ink-lines all over... It seems, then, that- *GLASSES* -the pen is mightier than the sword.

Yes, yes I do. Especially Devid Caruso-style ones.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

My puns are so cheesy you could put them on nachos.

 

[xanith02100]

I am a self-appointed pun artist. I enjoy them greatly, and people that know me are well aware that at any moment, without warning I could drop a pun bombshell.

 

[Instant K4rma]

When you toss a grenade into a kitchen in France, you get Linoleum Blownapart.

Contacts are easy to lose. you should keep an eye on them.

My favorite rapper is the Easter bunny, he's really in to hip hop.

A teenage professional athlete has to eat lots of pro-teen.



Shall I stop yet? Have you grown a very strong hatred towards me yet? No? Fair enough.

Using deodorant is no sweat.

The old lady who lived in a shoe wasn't the "sole" owner - There were strings attached.

Dorothy's medical instructor was the Wizard of Gauze.

 

[spartan231490]

Have you ever gone camping?

I hear that its intents.

u just made my day. This is my favorite pun.

 

[Ptolemy]

well i think cows are udderly horrible.

 

[Sir Kemper]

To make a pun joke is *puts on sunglasses* our pundamental right.

I *Puts on shades* CSI what u did thar.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Doc Incognito]

I warn you all: I am a master (okay, disciple) of the dreaded pun-fu.

My favorite types of puns are the Pokemon ones.

What did the Pikachu say to his friend Bulbasaur?

"Pika-pika!"

Okay, that's not a pun, it's just terrible. This one's kind of punny: I thought of the best nickname for a Porygon2: Portman2.

 

[Energylegzz]

Yes I do to bring up a conversation I had earlier with a friend

Fuckin martydom how would it work in real life?!

Fuckin magnets how do they work?

Why would you fuck a magnet?

Because I find them quite attractive...http://instantrimshot.com/