I guess I just don't care enough about formal talking and stuff to actually want to meet a male celebrity, I'd rather meet Avril Lavigne. My friend told me that when she was in Edmonton one of his friends got him backstage, and he went into her winnebago, (or whatever it's called) and she sucked him off, so I'm gonna go with Avril. Also, some famous hot girls are total snobs, but she's really open and treats everyone as equals, she doesn't make any assumptions.
For a male celebrity, I would go with Richard Dawkins, because he's pretty cool and always going on about ending religion, and doesn't seem to care what other people think too much. I would like to ask him if he thinks that science should be considered total fact and reality. I'd also like his thoughts on the 2012 doomsday thing (that would be hilarious).