Poll: Queston for you male escapists

[Tao_Tzu]

Two words...

BRUCE

FUCKING

CAMPBELL!!!

 

[Sad Robot]

Male, easily. I just relate more. I'm not sure what it is but I've met far fewer women who I've found to be likeable and with whom I've felt like I've connected.

 

[Jens Viking]

I'd like too meet God, but i don't know if it's a dude or a chick.

I just know it is a giant lizard.

 

[WolfThomas]

Probably a male celeb, we'd crack a few beers, play some xbox and chill out.

 

[Burst6]

personally i consider all celebrities people who make fools of themselves for my enjoyment, so i wouldn't go to any of them. But if i had to, i would pick the one that has the most video game consoles.

 

[BonsaiK]

I'm actually in the unfortunate position of having already met most of my "favourite" celebrities thanks to my line of work. My advice:

1. Don't do it.
2. See 1.
3. No, really. Just don't.
4. If you absolutely can't possibly avoid it, go for someone you're sexually attracted to, as that's really the only valid reason to bother. You never know what might happen.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

the only cool ones in my mind is, Dane Cook, Jeff Foxworthy, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Mr.T
so i guess any one of them or all of them.


EDIT: oh yeah and i dont wanna hear shit about "how dane cook is an asshole" cause he's fucking funny.

 

[BonsaiK]

EDIT: oh yeah and i dont wanna hear shit about "how dane cook is an asshole" cause he's fucking funny.

Oh and celebrities who are "funny" as part of their jobs are NEVER funny in real life. Think about it: if your day job was being funny, you would be sick of being funny by knock-off time. It's the same reason why chefs never cook at home and prostitues make dull girlfriends (yes I went there).

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

EDIT: oh yeah and i dont wanna hear shit about "how dane cook is an asshole" cause he's fucking funny.

Oh and celebrities who are "funny" as part of their jobs are NEVER funny in real life. Think about it: if your day job was being funny, you would be sick of being funny by knock-off time. It's the same reason why chefs never cook at home and prostitues make dull girlfriends.

Some, i actually met some comedians and chatted for a little bit with them, they were funny as hell. But yeah i just didn't want anybody yelling at me cause i like Dane Cook it's pretty annoying and ive had it happen to me before.

 

[RabidusUnus]

Female, cause who knows what might happen ;-P Or id have a chess game with God.

What would be the point? He'd know all of your moves before you even thought to make them, It'd be terribly one sided.

 

[ZforZissou]

Edward Norton

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

I would spend my die with Morgan Freeman and have him get me some of the Female celebrities

 

[The Last Parade]

Marilyn Manson, always, no exceptions

 

[Soren91]

I'd love to meet Matthew Bellamy. If George Carlin was still alive though I'd rather meet him. Either way it would be a great time.

 

[BonsaiK]

EDIT: oh yeah and i dont wanna hear shit about "how dane cook is an asshole" cause he's fucking funny.

Oh and celebrities who are "funny" as part of their jobs are NEVER funny in real life. Think about it: if your day job was being funny, you would be sick of being funny by knock-off time. It's the same reason why chefs never cook at home and prostitues make dull girlfriends.

Some, i actually met some comedians and chatted for a little bit with them, they were funny as hell. But yeah i just didn't want anybody yelling at me cause i like Dane Cook it's pretty annoying and ive had it happen to me before.

If they're meeting a fan they'll still try and be funny because to them, meeting the fans is still part of the "work". They're still in "work mode". It's important that they leave a good impression so you go and see them next time, yeah? We're starting to get to the real crux of the matter here concerning why meeting celebrities is something that you generally should not do.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Meeting Thom Yorke is a dream. That means male.

This would have been mine, except that I already did. Well, if you count passing him in the street, with him seeing your Radiohead T-shirt and then giving you a look that says "Don't talk to me." That counts, right?

It counts. But it sucks. You see him, he basically says "GTFO."

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Eh, I would not mind talking with Serj Tankien

I would like to meet Serj Tankian though, he seems like a nice dude.

I am in agreement with both these guys. Serj does seem like a cool guy to hang out with.

Either him or Mike Portnoy. I've met him a couple of times but to just spend the day hanging out with him would be cool.

So yeah, preferably a male, it would be less awkward.

 

[Generator]

I'm going for male. As much fun as it would be to spend a day with a really hot famous chick, I couldn't help but take the opportunity to meet Dave Grohl if it was EVER presented to me.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd spend a day with Travis Pastrana, seriosly, in that 24 hour period we'd go rally racing, skydiving, hang gliding, stupid shit, stupid funny shit, stupid painfull shit, and a bunch more.

That sounds like a fun day to me.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Do I get to bang her?