1. It's my thread.mr_rubino said:... This is by far the silliest reaction I've ever received to a post here, and I'm quite glad you got put on probation for losing your temper because you couldn't read before firing off at the mouth. Read the topic title again, follow the trend of posts in this thread, and try not to fall behind. If you don't want to be part of the thread you started, don't post in it.TomLikesGuitar said:Wow, way to be a dick for no reason whatsoever at the end there.mr_rubino said:Wikifailia says thusly:
"Subtitles, such as in Teletext, sometimes use an exclamation mark in brackets to mark sarcasm: (!). The tilde "~" is also sometimes used to indicate sarcasm. Likewise, Karl Marx uses the exclamation mark in brackets repeatedly throughout Das Kapital Volume 1."
Perhaps you could just use some of those if you feel indicating your sarcasm is so very important because your biting wit and observations would be misconstrued by the masses otherwise.
2. The fact that I misconstrued your post only proves the need for an ironicon even more.
3. I read your whole post like 3 times before I decided that you were using sarcasm to be a jerk.
See, sarcasm works in levels, and the lack of an effective method of identifying sarcasm means that statements can be "read into" an infinite number of times. Not to mention you only really said one sentence, making it all the more difficult to discern your intent. On the first level, you referred to my (or at least someone's) "wit and observations" as "biting" (antiquated slang for smart/witty) (Side note: Through this, however, you have shown me that uncommon and/or extreme adjectives are a great way to portray sarcasm in text. E.G. "Oh sure, your futon is EXTRAVAGANT."). On the second level (aka. the first level of sarcasm), you would be saying that the general public could absolutely understand said wit and observations, and insinuating that my proposal of a sarcasm punctuation mark is a stupid idea (This is the stance I assumed you were taking, and thus called you a dick.). However since you claim you didn't intend any dickery but did intend sarcasm, I have to assume you took it to the third level.
This is where it gets complicated, but it's the only level where you could have been both sarcastic and not a jerk. Basically, the third level is where you say the sarcastic "biting wit and observations" comment to be sarcastic about being sarcastic (which is only barely comprehensible due to the subject matter).
So, you can easily see how I could come to the conclusion that you were being a jerk.
Either way, thank you for helping me prove my point a little better with this exercise in linguistics, and I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions.