insaninater said:
Over-sensitivity has been a popular political move lately, and this is all it is.
ohhhh
OHHHHHH
I seee
no really
LifeCharacter said:
did ya get that?
mecegirl said:
can you see clearly now that the rain is gone?
Queen Michael said:
did you see the light?
Colour Scientist said:
did jesus descend from heaven?
cause he just did...for me, jesus just came into my house in a flash of brilliant white...not "historically" accurate jesus but white brown haired jesus...
and Jesus said to me "Vault? why are you mad?"
and I said "Jesus, sometimes I get really mad about the sexism I see on the internet, it makes me heart sink , it makes me sad, I know its just the internet but there is just so much hate and willful ignorance I can't believe its not IRL either"
and Jesus came and sat down next to me on the bed, placed his hand on my shoulder and said "its ok Vault, you don't have to be sad anymore" and I said "why jesus?" he just smiled and said
"Vault...you're just being overly sensitive"
"I...I am?" he nodded
"you are, and not just you vault, but ALL those feminists. Just after they got sufferage thats when they all went mad"
"but...but sometimes I feel things, I feel sad or irritated or disappointed when I see the same old things pop up both in fiction and real life," Jesus wiped a tear from my face
"but your feelings...[i/]aren't real[/i]"
"theyre not?"
"no Vault! theyre not! youre just doing this to yourself" I was confused...yet I felt all the sadness start to dissipate
"so that Video I saw on facebook of a man tricking a female security gaurd into touching his erect dick with a trick fanny pack-"
"it was just a joke"
and then it hit me IT WAS JUST A JOKE..all this time I thourght it was sexual assult BUT IT WAS JUST A JOKE, I had no idea
"and the sexism in GTA?"
"satire"
"the lack of female protagonists?"
"not important"
"objectification?"
"not real!"
"and thats the thing Vault, we are truly equal if ONLY you will allow yourself to see!"
and then this time I cried but they were tears of joy, Jesus had told me things I didn't understand before, things that my unreliable female feelings that ruined for me
"OH JESUS PRAISE YOU!" I cried "praise you for freeing me of sexism! I thourght I couldn't enjoy something like Shadow of Mordor because of how generic it was and its stupid cliches but I CAN I can now because you showed me the light and I don't feel sad anymore about anything!!!
and then I rushed outside to buy a copy of shadow of mordor, some construction workers cat called me but I smiled and I thanked them because they were really just paying me a compliment something I hadn't understood before and when I got home I played it
and then I played Starcraft and when somone said they would rape my I didn't mind because it didn't have anything to do with the historical meaning of "rape" to violate and damage someone and often used as an act of war, it was just a word devoid of all meaning and really they could have just said "dippity-doo" and it would have had the same effects
because you should NEVER EVER have to think about the things you say or like or do because THAT would be a very violation of our rights
Vaults crazy rant part 2
insaninater said:
claiming "egalitarianism" while condemning femenism is the oldest disingenuous trick in the book
cause now you can be progressive while not having to think about the games or you play or watching porn or what might constitute objectification
its a brand of "progressiveness" that validates the base assumption that "no inequality actually exists"
cause I can guarantee if you think feminism "isn't needed" we are not living on the same plane of existance