Poll: Someone you like asks you out, your first reaction.

[EHKOS]

Suspicion due to the trust issues I've developed after past experiences.

I'm a step ahead, I completely ignore them because I know they're fucking with me and go back to reading my huge book that I read for thirty minutes of class because I don't fuck around with my work which means I don't have to stay in reality and suffer.....sorry

 

[Banana Phone]

Suspicion due to the fact that this has never happened, ever, and I don't expect it to.

 

[Stormz]

I'd be really happy if they were serious. But then I'd wake up.

 

[OmegaXzors]

When this has happened before, it was a little shocking but no hesitation was involved with getting together with these girls. Then again, generally when you like someone (realistically), you are talking to them in some sort or manner.

Getting a crush over a girl you've never even spoken to is a bit odd, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Naheal]

Oh yeah, I have such low self-esteem.

I should grow a moustache. That'd help.

I'm not sure why, but that was absolutely hilarious. Put me in a great mood, I'm going to sleep well tonight.

Why thank you.

That left a warm, fuzzy feeling in my stomach. Although that may be the warm fuzz I ate for dinner.

That would be bile, sir.

 

[Dys]

It would probably be a little irritating, to be honest. The way my mind works tends to be that I want the unattainable, if a girl I liked was to suddenly decide she was into me I very much doubt I'd go out with her.

 

[Count Igor]

Wha? Fuj? Kluhf? Jugulbuh.

 

[Aidinthel]

I am afraid of any sort of emotional intimacy. Getting asked out by someone who's feelings I actually care about hurting would be panic-inducing.

 

[Mcface]

I'd check her out, she has to have a decent ass to even get a reaction.
callmeshallow, but it's true.

 

[Yokai]

"Wait...what? Really? Is someone paying you for this?"
I would honestly be quite surprised. I've never been talkative or engaging enough to really expect anyone would ask me out. The other way around, perhaps, and they might even accept, but I'd definitely be doing the asking. Also, suspicion, because the one time it did happen was in middle school and the girl did it on a dare. Ah, seventh grade. How I don't miss you.

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

I ask them if they really feel like lowering their standards that much.

You have that low an opinion of yourself? Dude, that's MY thing.

Oh yeah, I have such low self-esteem.

I should grow a moustache. That'd help.

Magnum PI's Tom Selleck

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

Suspicion.

Because no one would lower their standards like that unless it was some evil plot to make me their brainwashed minion.

 

[Red Bomb]

I would laugh and say "yeah right honey. Im sure."
Then probably kick myself for weeks after finding out they were actually serious. Meh.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would be very confused and might even ask the question. Are you serious?

 

[rokkolpo]

i'd be like FUCK YEAH!

 

[blankedboy]

Smile and say "okay." That's my first reaction. Then I thank my lucky stars that it happened.

Pretty much this, but with a weird smile because my left top molar grows forwards rather than back and my lip catches on it when I smile.

 

[Skobvs]

A mix of confusion and suspicion. Seriously, a girl I like would never ask me out, it has to be a trick or dare or something.

Amen brother... (at me as well, not at you...)

 

[rokkolpo]

I don't like people.

Your question is invalid.

Actually the question doesn't state the sort of creature you like.
just ''someone''

what if a horse you like asks you out? or a hippo?