Poll: Taking a shower

[Julianking93]

What's wrong with shower sex/masturbation? :O

 

[New Troll]

Just got out of the shower again and remembered something I find incredibly annoying. As soon as the water is turned off, that's when I feel the need to fart. Realize it's because my body has been relaxed, but why does it have to wait for me to step out of the shower before deciding to release? And then what am I suppose to do? Jump back in the shower? Sit on the toilet? Run outside naked so it's not trapped in such a small room? Just try and ignore it? Yeah, I usually just let it rip and go about my day, but it's still very annoying.

 

[New Troll]

What's wrong with shower sex/masturbation? :O

Some might find it disgusting due to getting sticky bodily fluids all over the tub. Or maybe they just find the act(s) disgusting to begin with. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with shower sex which is why I didn't put it in the poll.

 

[Julianking93]

Some might find it disgusting due to getting sticky bodily fluids all over the tub. Or maybe they just find the act(s) disgusting to begin with. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with shower sex which is why I didn't put it in the poll.

Shower masturbation/self pleasure is though :3

Still, it washes away with the water. No more disgusting than someone shaving in the tub... *shudders* Ugh...

 

[Batfred]

Body Wash>Soap

Anyway, I pee, loogy, and jerk it in the shower. Shower sex is also the fucking bomb.

It's like you're typing what I'm thinking. Amazing.
So, yeah, this. Although I voted for blowing my nose as my wife reckons that's nastier than peeing in the shower.

 

[New Troll]

Some might find it disgusting due to getting sticky bodily fluids all over the tub. Or maybe they just find the act(s) disgusting to begin with. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with shower sex which is why I didn't put it in the poll.

Shower masturbation/self pleasure is though :3

Still, it washes away with the water. No more disgusting than someone shaving in the tub... *shudders* Ugh...

Yeah, I personally think masterbation is more disgusting than even peeing in the shower due to it's stickiness. Makes it a lot harder to wash completely away.

And yes, I realize shower sex can be just as sticky, but I can't find something so romantic as disgusting. Course I also don't refer to it shower sex, but love-making, which can start and end anywhere over the course of those hours/ days.

 

[runnernda]

I do the girl equivalent of rubbing one out in the shower, but I don't think that's disgusting. I've never had shower sex, but that's more lack of opportunity than lack of desire.

 

[New Troll]

Although I voted for blowing my nose as my wife reckons that's nastier than peeing in the shower.

I actually find this very interesting. I could possibly see a guy thinking it's nastier, but a wife? Is it maybe an issue with cleaning the tub? Snot getting all crusty between the tiles or something? Or possibly a noise you make she finds unsettling? I'm actually intrigued.

 

[New Troll]

I've never had shower sex, but that's more lack of opportunity than lack of desire.

Hehe, there's always opportunity! Just most of that is not desirable.

 

[Batfred]

Although I voted for blowing my nose as my wife reckons that's nastier than peeing in the shower.

I actually find this very interesting. I could possibly see a guy thinking it's nastier, but a wife? Is it maybe an issue with cleaning the tub? Snot getting all crusty between the tiles or something? Or possibly a noise you make she finds unsettling? I'm actually intrigued.

The noise mate, 100% the noise. (Now for the gross out), pee becomes less tolerable for her if it is morning pee. Morning pee is orange and smells (someone please agree with me otherwise I'll have to go see a doctor).

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Washing armpits.

Just ewh. They're always the worst smelling parts of the body...

Pee. I literally pee in the shower every morning, without fail. Then again, I'm sure like, 80% of us here pee in the shower.

Not once.

I found the revelation that most guys do this to be slightly disturbing...

That makes two of us. Eww. I blow my nose in the shower.

 

[derelict]

I find it almost insulting that 'your boyfriend/girlfriend' is under DISGUSTING things to do in the shower. It's a fantastic place to get a little dirty while getting clean. (=

 

[New Troll]

Although I voted for blowing my nose as my wife reckons that's nastier than peeing in the shower.

I actually find this very interesting. I could possibly see a guy thinking it's nastier, but a wife? Is it maybe an issue with cleaning the tub? Snot getting all crusty between the tiles or something? Or possibly a noise you make she finds unsettling? I'm actually intrigued.

The noise mate, 100% the noise. (Now for the gross out), pee becomes less tolerable for her if it is morning pee. Morning pee is orange and smells (someone please agree with me otherwise I'll have to go see a doctor).

Yes, pee gets more watery as the day goes by. I think it has to do with the toxins getting burned up or released in other ways. Builds up more while you sleep.

 

[New Troll]

I find it almost insulting that 'your boyfriend/girlfriend' is under DISGUSTING things to do in the shower. It's a fantastic place to get a little dirty while getting clean. (=

I would probably feel insulted too if I had a disgusting girlfriend. Luckily I don't, so I feel great.

 

[Varrdy]

To my great shame, I often have a waz when in the shower. If anyone reads VIZ (Or "Rogers Profanisaurus") and comes across the entry: "Wash - n - Go", that's one of mine.

Wardy

 

[derelict]

I find it almost insulting that 'your boyfriend/girlfriend' is under DISGUSTING things to do in the shower. It's a fantastic place to get a little dirty while getting clean. (=

I would probably feel insulted too if I had a disgusting girlfriend. Luckily I don't, so I feel great.

Mmmm, low class retorts. Nah the last girl wasn't disgusting, just a little on the crazy side.

 

[LorChan]

I don't even know why people say you shouldn't pee in the shower. As long as you clean the shower regularly, which you should do anyway, it's not like it actually makes a difference.

 

[DanielBrown]

Uhm, wash my private area, I suppose.
I don't do any of the other disgusting things on the list!

 

[New Troll]

I find it almost insulting that 'your boyfriend/girlfriend' is under DISGUSTING things to do in the shower. It's a fantastic place to get a little dirty while getting clean. (=

I would probably feel insulted too if I had a disgusting girlfriend. Luckily I don't, so I feel great.

Mmmm, low class retorts. Nah the last girl wasn't disgusting, just a little on the crazy side.

Hehe, hope you didn't take my last post personally. Just finding it extremely funny that I put that option in the poll as a joke, yet so many people keep choosing it. And I keep having to clarify what I meant when they complain. Maybe should just edit the original post, but like I said, I'm finding it funny.

And again, I do not find the act of love-making with your partner in the shower disgusting, but romantic.