Poll: The enslavement of Humanity

[Deleric]

...now bow before your master weaklings.

NO! NO! DON'T MAKE ME KILL MYSELF AGHH

 

[ssgt splatter]

Me. MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

 

[BlackLiger]

what do I expect to enslave humanity? ME!


Muahahahahahahahaha. I even have my speech pre-prepared, etc.

 

[A random person]

...now bow before your master weaklings.

All glory to the hypnotoad!

[slowly claps]

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

...now bow before your master weaklings.

All Hail Hypno-Toad!

 

[Kinguendo]

Obama will try to take us over in his New World Order. Just wait...

Grab you guns!!! Molōn labe!

You are joking, right? ...Right?

Nope. He will try, and he will fail miserably. Just wait...

I... I still can't shake the feeling that you are joking, I think it's the dots.

We Will Be Enslaved By The Dots... ALL HAIL THE ELLIPSIS!!!


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In all seriousness, there is so little chance of intelligent, space faring life ANYWHERE in the universe, so no chance of aliens.
Viruses would not enslave, although it could result in a new world order (one specific group develops a consistant immunity, enslaves all other random survivors).
People won't agree very well, so new world order/religion is very unlikely.

Once we program A.I. smart enough, they could potentially enslave us, but we would probably have programmed an off switch...But my vote goes with them...

Why do people think that Aliens are likely to exist? This planet only has life as intelligent as us on it because of a series of gigantic coincidences.

Gigantic coincidences which are easily repeatable given the innumerable galaxies, stars and planets in the universe. Chances are we won't ever encounter aliens, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. Probability is on the side of the X-Files fans i'm afraid (though obviously not in the way the X-Files shows things).

Besides, who's to say Alien life has to exist in any kind of way similar to earth?

If you look up the theory of 'Abiogenesis' you'll see that, given the right chemical compounds and the time required, life isn't miraculous at all - its inevitable.

Ah, but I did specify "This planet only has life as intelligent as us" not just life... life is easy, intelligence is a pain in the ass.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'll say computers and artificial intelligence. They're already halfway to enslaving us and we haven't turned on the artificial brain yet.

Oh and sorry for the necro-ing. I was gonna make a post like this, but then I used the search bar.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

I think religious groups will enslave humanity. If people elected Bush because of his faith, then who knows what else they would do?

 

[ae86gamer]

Hm... I think the human race will be enslaved by... ME! *Gasp*

Thats right. I'm gonna rule with an iron fist!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

The ongoing evolution of governmental regime will soon lead to them enslaving us for the "greater good". Human rights will slowly be second priority after the balance of society. Not man as singular. But men as plural. And soon, that concept will be misunderstood by the men with power and the only clever ones left will be the silent ones, in fear of the greater power.

Then again, I think in conspiracies.