Poll: The enslavement of Humanity

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Bulletinmybrain

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Aliens aren't very plausiable. If war was to be fought on earth soil then they would be fucked. The russians would soak up anything the aliens shoot, china would be busy corrupting alien generals, and the u.s would be pulling out a can of kick-ass military and moral might.

A.I. Are you kidding me? The man made the computer, the computer didn't make the man.

Viral Outbreak? Plausible. It would probably kill more humans then it enslaves, but that would probably be the thing most likely to put a nail in our coffin.


A new world order? Are you kidding me? I can't agree with the people in my community half the time, how the fuck do you think countries are going to agree in joining together after we have been killing each other for millenniums?

Religious order? More and more people are casting aside religion in this new age of information.
 

Kinguendo

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That Dude With A Face said:
Evil Jak said:
That Dude With A Face said:
Obama will try to take us over in his New World Order. Just wait...

Grab you guns!!! Molōn labe!

You are joking, right? ...Right?
Nope. He will try, and he will fail miserably. Just wait...

I... I still can't shake the feeling that you are joking, I think it's the dots.
 

Hobofisherman

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Rooster Cogburn said:
We are already slaves- Americans, anyway. We live in that awkward time- the republic is dead, but the revolution hasn't started yet. Hopefully we get on that soon, and don't go the way of the Romans.
History is never wrong. Every empire has it's day. Its just a matter of time.
 

Iron Mal

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To a certain extent some of mankind has already been 'enslaved' to a degree by religious orders worldwide so they seem like the most likely candidate for worldwide control (in fact, at one point, religion did control mankind).
 

RetroViruses

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Evil Jak said:
That Dude With A Face said:
Evil Jak said:
That Dude With A Face said:
Obama will try to take us over in his New World Order. Just wait...

Grab you guns!!! Molōn labe!

You are joking, right? ...Right?
Nope. He will try, and he will fail miserably. Just wait...

I... I still can't shake the feeling that you are joking, I think it's the dots.
We Will Be Enslaved By The Dots... ALL HAIL THE ELLIPSIS!!!


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In all seriousness, there is so little chance of intelligent, space faring life ANYWHERE in the universe, so no chance of aliens.
Viruses would not enslave, although it could result in a new world order (one specific group develops a consistant immunity, enslaves all other random survivors).
People won't agree very well, so new world order/religion is very unlikely.

Once we program A.I. smart enough, they could potentially enslave us, but we would probably have programmed an off switch...But my vote goes with them...
 

Kinguendo

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LimaBravo said:
I plan to incite world peace and on the day that everyone throws down their arms I shall rule the world by wielding a butter knife.

Did they throw away their brains too? They would just slap you right in the butter knife.
 

Kinguendo

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The3Apocalypses said:
Evil Jak said:
That Dude With A Face said:
Evil Jak said:
That Dude With A Face said:
Obama will try to take us over in his New World Order. Just wait...

Grab you guns!!! Molōn labe!

You are joking, right? ...Right?
Nope. He will try, and he will fail miserably. Just wait...

I... I still can't shake the feeling that you are joking, I think it's the dots.
We Will Be Enslaved By The Dots... ALL HAIL THE ELLIPSIS!!!


...


In all seriousness, there is so little chance of intelligent, space faring life ANYWHERE in the universe, so no chance of aliens.
Viruses would not enslave, although it could result in a new world order (one specific group develops a consistant immunity, enslaves all other random survivors).
People won't agree very well, so new world order/religion is very unlikely.

Once we program A.I. smart enough, they could potentially enslave us, but we would probably have programmed an off switch...But my vote goes with them...

Why do people think that Aliens are likely to exist? This planet only has life as intelligent as us on it because of a series of gigantic coincidences.
 

Southy

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Evil Jak said:
Southy said:
I'm betting on Insects taking over after 2012

Before or after the London Olympics? =D
Before, but they'll still go ahead.

We'll just be forced to race for survival. It'll be called the Human Race >_>