Poll: The Next Obama Conspiracy

[LetalisK]

Actually, people are now claiming that since it took three years to get the full document out, that it was actually photo-shopped.

I've also heard people (like Trump) complaining that he got poor grades, but still went to Columbia and Harvard.

And did you know? He smoked marijuana in college!

If you haven't done a bong load out a hooker's ass then you never really went to college.

I'm kinda sad this whole controversy is "over". Yes, a few crazies will still persist, but I really liked the idiocy surrounding this whole thing. It was entertaining.

 

[MajorDolphin]

Can anyone explain to me why the official birth certificate on the whitehouse website has layers?

Open it up in adobe illustrator, right click, click "unlock panel.."

Now you can move around the elements like signatures, background, text, borders etc... Seems, um.. odd.

 

[jackknife402]

darnit, I thought this would be a pole on what we think would be the next conspiracy that people throw at Obama to discredit him. Be creative man...jeez, now my conspiracy writing hard-on is all limp....

 

[Merkavar]

the birth certificate was photoshopped and hawaii isnt part of the US. this is the biggest cover up since the moon landing.

 

[Canid117]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/history-texbook-from-the-future-holy-shit/

I feel this should be posted.

 

[Danial]

If he Wasn't an American, and the MANY MANY people at the white house missed this before he was elected than you have literally the worst government in the history of the world.

 

[Tulks]

I laughed when I saw the phrase "birthers" on the news yesterday.
It brought to mind a post-apocalyptic future where only a small minority of the population are still fertile.

Maybe Robo-Bama was sent back in time to wipe them out.

 

[MajorDolphin]

I laughed when I saw the phrase "birthers" on the news yesterday.
It brought to mind a post-apocalyptic future where only a small minority of the population are still fertile.

Maybe Robo-Bama was sent back in time to wipe them out.

You seem like a guy who could explain it. Why can I move around these layers in the official pdf?

 

[thatcanadianguy]

i think th republican party is just clutchign at straws. the rep's are nothing but a club of rich old white men who want to STAY rich old white men. see the problem is, most republicans want things like they were in the 'good old days' when rich men had the power, women couldnt vote, and blacks were just farm equipment. now they find themselves in a scary world of rioghts and equality, and they will do ANYTHING in their power to stop it.

 

[SinisterGehe]

I would like him to prove that American government isn't as stupid as it looks like to people who aren't Americans.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I'm kinda sad this whole controversy is "over". Yes, a few crazies will still persist, but I really liked the idiocy surrounding this whole thing. It was entertaining.

I like the idea that the people who, 60 years ago, knew that this particular black man would be the current US president aren't secretly running the country anyway, and/or would have been less qualified than McCain and Palin.

Can anyone explain to me why the official birth certificate on the whitehouse website has layers?

Open it up in adobe illustrator, right click, click "unlock panel.."

Now you can move around the elements like signatures, background, text, borders etc... Seems, um.. odd.

I lolled.

 

[MajorDolphin]

I'm kinda sad this whole controversy is "over". Yes, a few crazies will still persist, but I really liked the idiocy surrounding this whole thing. It was entertaining.

I like the idea that the people who, 60 years ago, knew that this particular black man would be the current US president aren't secretly running the country anyway, and/or would have been less qualified than McCain and Palin.

Can anyone explain to me why the official birth certificate on the whitehouse website has layers?

Open it up in adobe illustrator, right click, click "unlock panel.."

Now you can move around the elements like signatures, background, text, borders etc... Seems, um.. odd.

I lolled.

I'm serious. I've never seen photocopy or scan have these features. I was honestly hoping for a technical explanation. To the untrained eye it does look like several elements were added to a green security paper background. That doesn't seem "original" to me but again, thats why I'm asking. Maybe someone knows better.

 

[Brawndo]

This is how I sum up the current birth certificate "controversy":

- Accuse someone of something
- Demand proof to exonerate the accused
- The accused provides proof
- NOPE!!! The proof is fake, it's forged
- Demand more proof

Seems legit.

Obama is a far better president than the US Public deserves.

You really should watch the documentary "Inside Job" (2010).

 

[FalloutJack]

Obama should prove that he was not advised by Paul, who cannot be considered a U.S. Citizen. Heh heh heh...

 

[sarttan]

I'm kinda sad this whole controversy is "over". Yes, a few crazies will still persist, but I really liked the idiocy surrounding this whole thing. It was entertaining.

I like the idea that the people who, 60 years ago, knew that this particular black man would be the current US president aren't secretly running the country anyway, and/or would have been less qualified than McCain and Palin.

Can anyone explain to me why the official birth certificate on the whitehouse website has layers?

Open it up in adobe illustrator, right click, click "unlock panel.."

Now you can move around the elements like signatures, background, text, borders etc... Seems, um.. odd.

I lolled.

True enough, but my favorite controversity is that Obama is a secret Muslim. My first reaction was, "You're kidding right?" My second was, "REALY?! I LOVE MUSIMS!"

Clarification: All of my Muslim friends are Paragon for life, and I enjoy it.

 

[Timotheus]

Obama has to prove that he has not used a time machine to travel back to the time before his birth to change the way of history so that he has a birth certificate now.

Also: He has to prove that there was an actual demand to see his birth certificate. In reality there was only slight concern of some caring, reasonable conservatives, which was later totally exaggerated by the liberal media in order to discredit them. By releasing the certificate, Obama acts the role of the poor victim of unnecessary accusations, in order to distract the public from his malevolent policies.
(even though this is a joke I kind of feel dirty now)

 

[Nouw]

I think you underestimate the determination of stupid people, they're just gonna latch on to the idea that the birth certificate was faked.

This man has the shit right here.
"IT HAS BEEN FORGED I TELL YOU!"

 

[Superior Mind]

Note the blue circle. Yeah, this thing isn't over.

Much more of this though my brain is going to explode due to over-exposure to wanton idiocy.