Poll: The Person Next To You's Username

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SomethingUnrelated

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KillerMidget said:
Squid94 said:
Furburt said:
Squid94 said:
God know's what "Furburt" means. But it has a ring to it, so I can't complain.
And congratulations, you have discovered the reason I chose it! It had a ring to it.

The reason you are called squid94, is because you are the 94th squid.
Your insight into user-name choice astonishes me =D
I assumed Squid94 is a rare mutant squid, with 94 tentacles!
You're also right! The SquidGod was fond of "94" when I was born.
 

DemonicVixen

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Ok i have no idea why this thread was created but it is funny so i want to join in.

I believe that Happysock got his/her username from having either very clean feet (hence why their socks are happy) or else they just decided to be randomly weird.
 

Distorted Stu

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Squid94 is a squid born in 1994. He has 8 tentacles for maximum pwnage and unstoppable at Guitar/DJ hero. It is said that he once versed 4 players on GH, all controlled by himself and he perfected each track.
 

Armored Prayer

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^To whoever above me.

You chose that name based in a raffle you made. You wrote a bunch of different words on small pieces of paper and put them in a box. You then shook the box and then took the first 2 pieces of paper out. You took those two words together and BAM! Thats was your new name.
 

crape

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Furburt said:
crape said:
Furburt said:
Valate said:
Mrsnugglesworth said:
Griphphin said:
sheic99 said:
Mr/Mrs.sheic99 devised his/her usename for the sole purpose of confusing poster that would dare try to unravel the mystery of aformentioned username.
Yeah, I gots nothing on that one :[


Griphphin is just really bad at spelling.
Mrsnugglesworth has an affinity for the occult that will one day spell their demise.
Valate chose his/her name due to his/her car-cleaning abilities.
One Man named FRANK! (idec if your name isn't frank it is now!) One man, who enjoys sherbert so much.. he combined the awesome powers of sherbert with the ever popular name FRANK and got... FURBURT! WITH THIS POWER AT HIS FINGER TIPS HE CAN DO NO WRONG!and can shoot an infinite amount of sherbert from said finger tips too... hellz yeah!
Goddammit, I knew it was too obvious.

I assume your username is based on some horrific combination between 'crap' and 'crepes'. Although 'Shit Pancake' has a better ring to it.
-!!GASP!!- you are just to good at this game!!!

and killerMidget obviously is a REALLY tall guy named after his great aunt Fannie.. so his name is definitely Master Chief! he crawls out of bed everyday with this agonizing itch of sorts to flap his arms and throw spam at people... ew.. spam..
 

crape

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Drake the Dragonheart said:
Meant to enter "grape" as a username, but hit c instead of g.
-lol- i meant crape..

DRAKE THE DRAGONHEART! FEARED CRUSADER FROM DENMARK CARRYING HIS TRUSTY STEAD 'CAUSE HE'S JUST THAT MANLY! HE HAS THREE WEBBED TOES AND HE NAMED 'EM ALL SUSAN! HIM AND "SUSAN" WILL BATTLE TREACHEROUS MAN-EATING, FIRE-BREATHING, SHARK FINNED DINGO'S!!!! OF COURSE PEOPLE WILL RUN TO YOU SCREAMING "PLEASE HELP! THAT DINGO ATE 'MUH' BABAY!" AND A RATHER LARGE BALD BLACK MALE WILL COME OUT OF WHAT SEEMS LIKE THIN AIR AND YELL "THAT SIT AIN'T FUNNY!"

now if you you can tell me the allusion or origin of that last part with the blk-male quote you get 10pts.!!!! LEVEL-UP!!
 

Neonbob

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Crape was originally trying to express his love for the delicacy known as "crepes," but after a sneeze, he was stuck with the typo of his life.
 

Corpse XxX

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Armored Prayer said:
Furburt said:
Armored Prayer said:
What ya wrote
You must be related to

Haha! Thats just an awesome picture, and yes I am related to that man.
Armored prayer.. hmm.. yes..

The first thing that comes to mind is that he is the only muslim in the known world that has a full metal plated body armor, ready to go JIHAD (holy war) on the next american he sees..
 

Neonbob

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Furburt said:
Neonbob said:
Crape was originally trying to express his love for the delicacy known as "crepes," but after a sneeze, he was stuck with the typo of his life.
You are called neonbob because you both glow and float in water. Which is why you want to nuke the whales, to free up more of the sea for yourself.
Furburt is the reincarnation of the muppet known as Bert. This new name has kept the bounty hunters that have been chasing him for years.
 

Arbitrary Cidin

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Furburt joined the escapist after being angered to find animal fur in his sherbet. He then called the unsavory treat Furburt and started using the word over and over due to his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
 

TheAmazingTGIF

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avouleance2nd said:
not a clue abote griphpin
but i think the amazingTgif has self confidence issues
Do I ever!

avouleance2nd has had troubles with violence in the past, particularly the spelling of it, and choose this name while sobbing over a high school English paper that marked the second mis-spelling of the word.