Poll: The Person Next To You's Username

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Squid94 said:
KillerMidget said:
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Furburt said:
Squid94 said:
God know's what "Furburt" means. But it has a ring to it, so I can't complain.
And congratulations, you have discovered the reason I chose it! It had a ring to it.

The reason you are called squid94, is because you are the 94th squid.
Your insight into user-name choice astonishes me =D
I assumed Squid94 is a rare mutant squid, with 94 tentacles!
You're also right! The SquidGod was fond of "94" when I was born.
And the Squid God was born on the 94th year, on the 94th day, on the 94th minute on latitude and longtitude 94N and 94W

(Not possible you say? Well he's the Squid God!)

Also you are the 94th offspring of him.
 
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Neonbob said:
Crape was originally trying to express his love for the delicacy known as "crepes," but after a sneeze, he was stuck with the typo of his life.
Neonbob was a man named bob who fell into a pit of Neon.

Seeing his newfound awesomeness and glowing neon powers, he changed his name to the equally awesome, Matt Hawk, and resides in Las Vegas.

Winning millions due to his awesomeness, and use as a Casino ad.
 
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Broken Blade said:
BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
It was either BrotherhoodOfSteel or SpinsterhoodOfSwiming. He flipped a coin.
Close! It was SisterhoodOfSewing! Damn alter-ego....

Anyways.... you broke your favourite blade, in an anime duel with Alucard.

You tied, but had to face the shame of having a broken blade.

Now when people laugh at your pain, you strike them down with it.

And that's why you're broken blade.

(Light hearted fun! I like this thread!)
 

Inverse Skies

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Berethond said:
Little Duck got his name because of his unusually small ...duck...
Berethonds name's origins lie in the mystical world of Beretherillian, which he dreamed of one day when all seemed lost. Beretherillian's worshipped their one true god and creator Berethond, and he basically stole the name from that.

That seemed really creepy reading it back again.
 

Broken Blade

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Inverse Skies said:
Inverse Skies suffers from a strange medical condition where his own personal gravity is reversed, forcing him to walk on the ceiling. Hence, the sky is below him.
 

Griphphin

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Furburt said:
Griphphin chose his or her username after being injured by a rampaging stoat at the age of 12, apparently unharmed, but unable to pronounce or spell the work 'Griffin'. A tragic tale.
Truth be told, I only choose that because my last name is Griffin and it's never taken when I need to select a username for anything. That's definitely what I'm telling the next person who asks me, though.
I say the hidden origin of your username lies in your avatar. You're chowin' down on some kind of sherbet soft serve, and your beard is quite pleased. I cannot be decieved!
 

hippykiller

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Griphphin chose his username becuase he was a mythology buff in college before finally dropping out and become addicted to heroine.
 

zohmbee

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Sexual Harassment Panda said:
Hippy killer...hate hippies. I'm not saying that is his entire personality...but it definately is.
Sexual Harrassment Panda got their username due to their fondness of molesting random folk in a giant panda costume.
 

Mr Thomsos

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MadeInThe90s said:
Sexual Harassment Panda said:
Hippy killer...hate hippies. I'm not saying that is his entire personality...but it definately is.
Sexual Harrassment Panda got their username due to their fondness of molesting random folk in a giant panda costume.
Quite obviously cuz there parents got all "funky" in the 90s
 

Pm0n3y

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Furburt said:
Furburt originated from a strange experiment including the fur of one of his pets, a cup of yogurt, and alot of boredom. The result was his username.
 

300lb. Samoan

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Mr Thomsos said:
"Good morning, students."
Mr Thomsos was my ninth grade science teacher. We went on a field trip to the Alum Creek Dam to learn about hydroelectric power and the local ecosystem. All 36 of us (crowded classroom) piled into one three seater bass boat, and when we went to take a closer look at the turbines the ship was subsumed. Mr Thomsos was unable to redirect the ship and most of the children died, ground into bits by the spinning blades. I however had left the group earlier to urinate, and watched all of this occur from the shore. Mr Thomsos's spirit now posts on the Escapist as a way to pass the sad hours in purgatory.