Poll: The Person Next To You's Username

[Lenny Magic]

snip for usermane

Your fat and are from samoa...
am i close?

Deadly Glitch is the new novel by best selling author Ben "The Cage" Miller.
When a group of young hackers unknowingly stumble onto a viral video linked to the Russian Mafia, it is up to Johnny "The Gage Reader" Holman to sort the lams from the hungry loins in a game of cat and moose that will take the reader on a jerky they will never forget.

Deadly Glitch blends Millers trademark frantic story telling with fast paced eye opening awesome, that has now taken on a life of its own!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

^ Is named Jimmy, and I am guessing really likes either buckshot or hollow points.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

snip for usermane

Your fat and are from samoa...
am i close?

you sir, are no fun. you are, however, pretty close.

Paper jam? never seen one

Jimmy Shredshot is a world champion paper shredder from Scranton, PA. 12032 sheets in just under 3 hours was his final time at the 2003 Office Olympics and it remains unbeaten (and unchallenged).

 

[SteakHeart]

300lb. Samoan was in a factory in Samoa one day, when the twinkie machine went on overdrive. The machine shot twinkies into his mouth, causing him to swell to the weight of 300 pounds. Now all he can do is sit at his computer and spent time on the Escapist.

 

[Lenny Magic]

The person below me got their name from the remaining letters from a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti and uses it to instil terror in the criminal underworld -.-

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Squid94 is a squid born in 1994. He has 8 tentacles for maximum pwnage and unstoppable at Guitar/DJ hero. It is said that he once versed 4 players on GH, all controlled by himself and he perfected each track.

How did you know? =D