And the Squid God was born on the 94th year, on the 94th day, on the 94th minute on latitude and longtitude 94N and 94WSquid94 said:You're also right! The SquidGod was fond of "94" when I was born.KillerMidget said:I assumed Squid94 is a rare mutant squid, with 94 tentacles!Squid94 said:Your insight into user-name choice astonishes me =DFurburt said:And congratulations, you have discovered the reason I chose it! It had a ring to it.Squid94 said:God know's what "Furburt" means. But it has a ring to it, so I can't complain.
The reason you are called squid94, is because you are the 94th squid.
Neonbob was a man named bob who fell into a pit of Neon.Neonbob said:Crape was originally trying to express his love for the delicacy known as "crepes," but after a sneeze, he was stuck with the typo of his life.
It was either BrotherhoodOfSteel or SpinsterhoodOfSewing. He flipped a coin.BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
You broke your blade while you were coming up with your username.Broken Blade said:It was either BrotherhoodOfSteel or SpinsterhoodOfSewing. He flipped a coin.BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
Close! It was SisterhoodOfSewing! Damn alter-ego....Broken Blade said:It was either BrotherhoodOfSteel or SpinsterhoodOfSwiming. He flipped a coin.BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
Berethonds name's origins lie in the mystical world of Beretherillian, which he dreamed of one day when all seemed lost. Beretherillian's worshipped their one true god and creator Berethond, and he basically stole the name from that.Berethond said:Little Duck got his name because of his unusually small ...duck...
Berethond is a typo of "Beyond." You see, Berethond is a fan of Beyond Good And Evil.Berethond said:
Inverse Skies suffers from a strange medical condition where his own personal gravity is reversed, forcing him to walk on the ceiling. Hence, the sky is below him.Inverse Skies said:
Truth be told, I only choose that because my last name is Griffin and it's never taken when I need to select a username for anything. That's definitely what I'm telling the next person who asks me, though.Furburt said:Griphphin chose his or her username after being injured by a rampaging stoat at the age of 12, apparently unharmed, but unable to pronounce or spell the work 'Griffin'. A tragic tale.
Sexual Harrassment Panda got their username due to their fondness of molesting random folk in a giant panda costume.Sexual Harassment Panda said:Hippy killer...hate hippies. I'm not saying that is his entire personality...but it definately is.
Quite obviously cuz there parents got all "funky" in the 90sMadeInThe90s said:Sexual Harrassment Panda got their username due to their fondness of molesting random folk in a giant panda costume.Sexual Harassment Panda said:Hippy killer...hate hippies. I'm not saying that is his entire personality...but it definately is.
Furburt originated from a strange experiment including the fur of one of his pets, a cup of yogurt, and alot of boredom. The result was his username.Furburt said:snips
Mr Thomsos was my ninth grade science teacher. We went on a field trip to the Alum Creek Dam to learn about hydroelectric power and the local ecosystem. All 36 of us (crowded classroom) piled into one three seater bass boat, and when we went to take a closer look at the turbines the ship was subsumed. Mr Thomsos was unable to redirect the ship and most of the children died, ground into bits by the spinning blades. I however had left the group earlier to urinate, and watched all of this occur from the shore. Mr Thomsos's spirit now posts on the Escapist as a way to pass the sad hours in purgatory.Mr Thomsos said:"Good morning, students."