Poll: There's something in my house.

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Makon

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This has been made of win. Now comes the question of the week...

What the fuck is a Madeline?

@Grayjack72 : Me either, so don't feel bad.
 

Jaranja

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Amondren said:
Jaranja said:
Amondren said:
grimsprice said:
I vote this to be the best thread the escapist has ever had. Period.
I second that motion and i agree Code Geass is quite awsome

OT: I think that this would be scary shit for me buckle down with your dog and rabbit and something that can do major damage and ride it out
A Code Geass fan! Quickly praise him!

Yeah, this thread had me pausing Fallout 3 to check the replies every 15 minutes.
Yes i mean look at my avatar and by the way good choice in avatar to you good sir -tips hat-

yes we all need to hear this conclusion and everyone who has been involved should make a movie that dipicts exactly what didn't happen for a more exciting conclusion XD
I didn't want the usual "OH MY GOD" Crazy Lelouch face like most do so, I got thissun.
 

saxist01

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Eggsnham said:
AlexWinter said:
I'm home alone tonight. About 3 hours ago I started hearing noises coming from upstairs, proper The Grudge noises. Upon going upstairs to see what was going down, there was a bang and being a total klutz I fell back down.

After freaking out in my living room I broke a horror movie rule. I shouted 'Hello'. The reply I got sounded like something small scappering up the stairs in my hall.

By this point I was trying to convince myself it was a cat that had somehow got into my house, through a window maybe. I force myself back upstairs... halfway, something smashes, a small shadowy kind of thing darts into one of the rooms and out of sight. I flew back downstairs, barricaded myself in the living room, turned on as many lights as possible.

The milk I left on the computer desk disappeared, I found it ten minutes later by the kitchen door.

I live in the middle of nowhere. My closest neighbours hate me and are in hospital anyway, the closest person I know is in Canada for a month.

Then my luck seems to be crossing into major 'this shit just doesn't happen' levels. My landline is dead, my mobile has no signal (something that isn't uncommon in the middle of nowhere but still unhelpful and creept) and the dial tone for my home phone sounds like a murloc.

Has anyone had anything like this happen to them, what the hell should I do and any general advice/explanations.

Btw I'm shitting myself so be serious?
Who you gonna call? No but really, you might want to try and not act obviously scared, through my experience the more on the "I'm about to shit myself scale!" you are, the more things like (I'm assuming this is either a poltergeist or Demon case) poltergeists and Demons want to be dicks towards you, it's their little way of saying "You're my *****!" If you're a religious person, I suggest you do some "Anti-evil" things around the house, if not, then try and sit tight, if you can't even sit tight in your house, then go somewhere where you feel safe etc. etc. But if you do that, be prepared for them to walk all over you like a doormat, in any case, have fun on your little ghost hunt. Oh yeah, just for some added effect, Boogity Boogity! Also, the human mind can go pretty nuts when you get an idea planted in your head, so only take ghost busting advice if you're absolutely positive that it is what you think it is.
God, if I ever get assigned to haunt somebody, I hope they don't put me on milk teleportation detail. That sounds like a job for the Philip J. Fry of ghosts.
 

lacktheknack

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Unholykrumpet said:
Watch the movie "Teeth". Then you'll still be scared...but of something of a much worse nature than a little critter invading your home.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
 

molester jester

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Grayjack72 said:
grimsprice said:
molester jester said:
AlexWinter said:
No...Mccann....
Dear Jesus i have never laughed as hard as that before, Well played
I second that. Lolz have never been that intense.
I feel like an idiot, but I don't get it.
Madeleine McCann was a kid that went missing about 2 years ago, after her parents went out to restaurant and left 3 kids alone in the apartment block they were staying in. A huge campaign was started and Maddie has been sighted all over the world, though nobody knows what happened to her after she disappeared.
 

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I'm guessing if I had known who she was previous to this moment, the conclusion would've been a lot less anticlimactic. Ah well, it was a fun enough way to waste my time, and what a build up!
 

lacktheknack

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TriGGeR_HaPPy said:
AlexWinter said:
She usually gets like that when I forget to feed/walk her.
Hmmm...
I get the idea that Madeline isn't a human.
At least, I'm hoping not...

o_O
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