Poll: There's something in my house.

[KillerH]

I just got back, sorry bout that.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Uggg >_< what happend

someone set up us the bomb.

TAKE OFF ALL ZIGS

you have no chance, make your time.

 

[SupaMechaDeathChrist]

Like I said before, he's fine. I know this as I have seen him.

Oh, good. Wait... When did you see him?!

...Bugger.
Time for me to go I think.
Play me out, Johnny!

Damn it, well at least I'm not at risk of being chopped in half anymo-

*coughs up blood* Damn you Sasquatch... Why did I leave my window ope-

*Jaranja has died.*

*stands over dead body* it wasn't Sas this time.

*Strikes a Katana into the back of Fallenangel* The body was a decoy, you fool!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*puts on cape and jumps out of window*

*lands and dies with broken legs*

*comes in eating a sandwitch*

oh i see you killed my evil twin brother.
oh you tryed to do the super hero escape, oh damn.
oh well, now I can sell your organs on the streets and make thousands!

Uncloaks and backstabbs. "No, I think not."

*My ghost rises up from the ground.*

"well now *****, looks like this haunting will be real.

 

[Hellsbells]

Best troll/random shit ever.

 

[amenfire]

What you've done. Its there, and I see it.

 

[AlexWinter]

I can't believe this thread is still going.

 

[Gir1yG4m3r]

Perhaps a racoon, rat, or giraffe? They are all quite clever and can maneuver around your house and find holes to get in and terrorize you with fear.

 

[Amondren]

meh

 

[CloggedDonkey]

me either, and I can't believe people are still commenting on how he has something in his house. maybe you should just edit it to say it was a joke already?

 

[Hellsbells]

So can you make a more entertaining ending for this? Although your joke was funny I was looking forward to the big finally. All and all, still good fun =)

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Pics or it never happened.

Yes yes. I like this idea.

 

[Disaster Button]

I love this. This has to be the best act of trolling ever. You sir, deserve 17 hyperballilion Internet for this.

All of this for a set up about a missing little girl who was never found, something which probably ruined her parents' life and left her dead.. I think I love you.

This is THE best thread ever.

 

[Cyberjester]

"When all else fails, use fire."

This. Has been scientifically proven by hundreds of games, movies and books to be able to kill off everything.

Oh!!! It's OK guys.. It was just Madeline. I need to get a new lock.

Wait, wut?

First of all, who the hell is Madeline, second of all, why the fuck is she/it in your house, moving shit and making weird noises?

I think Madeline is his pet rabbit.

Aww, I thought he was going to get devoured by a demon.

Yea, we were hoping.

Dude, did you just plan that whole thing just to make a( admittedly funny as hell) joke, or were you actually scared shitless by something in your house?

And if so, then my next question is: What the fuck was it?

I believe the term is "trolling". This was just a funnier example.

Was the whole point of this thread to wait a few hours and then reveal that the whole thing is a joke involving a missing child?

If it was, curse you!

It's ok, we'll sue them later and arrange gov services to take over care of the child.

 

[ffxfriek]

Pics or it never happened.

Good idea.

i must third this

 

[AlexWinter]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Christ no, you've created a monster. I'm pretty positive nearly 300 posts in under six hours is a record.

Kudos, Mr Winter. Kudos.

 

[Eggsnham]

Something like that, if it starts getting physically violent, then get help etc. etc. Anyways, have fun!

Protip, demons and shit aren't real.

Why don't you live in my old ghost infested apartment for 3 years and then tell me that.