Poll: There's something in my house.

[Disaster Button]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Good god no you should celebrate, nothing like this has been done before ever. Go buy yourself a cake or something, maybe a pack of weed if you're feeling fruit, hell, you deserve it.

I'm proud of you, not in a way where I can show any kind of physical affection like an adoptive parent, but its still there.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Watch the movie "Teeth". Then you'll still be scared...but of something of a much worse nature than a little critter invading your home.

I love that movie. It gives people a valid reason to stay virgins.

 

[martin's a madman]

It is only a demon possessed doll there to cut your throat and eat your eyes. Go say hi.

Never understood why you couldn't just punt th-...ASDDJKDFJALDJAJFCD..................................................................................................................................................................................................



Get it?

 

[Daedalus1942]

You guys watch Paranormal Activity yet?? Good flick...

Great, I let my dog out and now I can't find her. I tried calling her and I'm not going to look upstairs..

Maybe you should just leave, this has all the making of a horror movie.

You're joking right? Apart from the bit where she's dragged out of bed and I laughed my absolute arse of, that was probably the worse piece of shit that graced the silver screen all year.

 

[Blindfirekiller]

WHY? I read this at 7am, only one awake in my house. after watching the grudge start up screen I cried=( (poor excuse for a teenage boy huh?) and was EXTREMELY paranoid for two years, you mentioned grudge and I just lost years of my life=( worst part, theres a closet right behind my PC with an open door and I dont wanna walk over to it to close it.

Im hating you now!

 

[AlexWinter]

Yeah paranormal activity was a huge fail unless you watched it at the movies

 

[Dr. Gorgenflex]

If you have internet access, watch porn, everything doesn't seem so bad when you are watching porn.

 

[AlexWinter]

But what about all the people that don't have internet access on this website.. on the internet.. -_-

 

[Daedalus1942]

So your life is in supposed maybe somewhat "danger", and you're posting here. You my friend, have your priorities in order. How bout grabbing the closet lethal weapon and go check out wtf is goings on.

I reckon... The last thing I'd be doing if someone broke into my house is posting on the frigging net about it, completely defenseless if he decides to jump me...

 

[Deleric]

Fuck you OP, and your strangely hilarious 9 page long story of offensive comedy.

 

[siffty]

ITS ME naa if you got sum glow stick's just throw them around they will light up the dark and all is good(good way to cope with fear of darkness as i found )

 

[Daedalus1942]

Everyone in this thread really needs to remember that ghosts and ghoulies aren't real.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. I hope you die, 'cus if not, I've lost 2 hours sleep for nothing.

Seriously though, best of luck.

But just in case...

RIP AlexWinter - You were awesome in Bill & Ted

No, everyone needs to realize that without a phone line how would he be posting on this frigging forum? i call bullshit on this one.

 

[AlexWinter]

Ok Daedalus, you finally caught me... Well done, you're just too clever.

 

[Uncreative]

Cry in the corner. Run like hell.
Both work, really.
If anyone faces an evil creature from the depths of hell down, just remember to bring a chainsaw.
[small]It adds +5 awesome.[/small]

 

[Daedalus1942]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Yeah, it's really wrong to make a joke out of something so horrible. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I put you in the same calibre as the sicko that probably walked off with her.

 

[nicholaxxx]

I don't know, does anyone know if there's a way to post sound on here?

put it on youtube, make sure embedding is enabled, then embed the video on here.

unfortunately, I am retarded and cannot embed videos for the life of me right now, you'll have to ask someone else *sadface*

 

[AlexWinter]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Yeah, it's really wrong to make a joke out of something so horrible. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I put you in the same calibre as the sicko that probably walked off with her.

Probably walked off with her? She didn't run away xD. Unless you mean her parents killed her, which they probably did. Some people these days, sheesh. I have a feeling I'm going to get banned soon.

 

[AlexWinter]

Ok I'm gonna take a kitchen knife up there and flick the lights on and off.

If this was a horror movie, I'd be calling you an idiot and rooting for you to die. What's next? Take a shower? Have hot teen sex? Go swimming in the lake at midnight?

I think I know what it is though. Anyone remember the movie Critters?

Are you saying having done those things already tonight would have been a bad thing to do? D: And everyone was telling me to go up there with some kind of weapon, I am very easily peer pressured into things.