Poll: There's something in my house.

[Littlee300]

It is only a demon possessed doll there to cut your throat and eat your eyes. Go say hi.

Not to troll this (possibly) poor man, but...

Well that was disturbing...,
Probably a racoon, if you feel like you absolutely need to, carry a knife. If they thing is stealing your milk though, it be best to kill it.

 

[link141]

My best advice is take a sleeping pill and go to sleep, when you wake up tomorow you can formulate a better plan, besides supernatrual don't attack you when your heads under the covers proven fact

If he wakes up.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Yeah, it's really wrong to make a joke out of something so horrible. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I put you in the same calibre as the sicko that probably walked off with her.

Probably walked off with her? She didn't run away xD. Unless you mean her parents killed her, which they probably did. Some people these days, sheesh. I have a feeling I'm going to get banned soon.

You still made light of a tragic situation. She's missing and chances are she'll never be found. Not cool. Not to mention that some people on this forum were genuinely worried for your safety and chances are they now feel betrayed and angry you've wasted their time.
I'm just angry at how poor your supposed "joke" was.

 

[link141]

I'm sorry but that's just so trollish...

You said you were in the "middle of nowhere", so I'd suggest you just leave him outside since a bear probably ate it. I mean seriously, why would you let your dog outside?

Because she doesn't ever go running off! And even if she did randomly go exploring with Dora she'd respond to me calling her. I left the door open for her to come back in and there are no fucking bears in Suffolk.

Big mistake never leave the door open now there's two of them.

 

[Daedalus1942]

My best advice is take a sleeping pill and go to sleep, when you wake up tomorow you can formulate a better plan, besides supernatrual don't attack you when your heads under the covers proven fact

If he wakes up.

it's over! it was a really disgustingly poor joke about a little girl who is most likely either dead or has been sold into child prostitution.

 

[AlexWinter]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Yeah, it's really wrong to make a joke out of something so horrible. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I put you in the same calibre as the sicko that probably walked off with her.

Probably walked off with her? She didn't run away xD. Unless you mean her parents killed her, which they probably did. Some people these days, sheesh. I have a feeling I'm going to get banned soon.

You still made light of a tragic situation. She's missing and chances are she'll never be found. Not cool. Not to mention that some people on this forum were genuinely worried for your safety and chances are they now feel betrayed and angry you've wasted their time.
I'm just angry at how poor your supposed "joke" was.

I honestly don't think anyone else cares that much, I think most people just found this whole thread mildly entertaining.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Well that's 15 minutes of my life right down the drain.

The next time I read a topic like this it had better be real and somebody had better
f'ing die or I will be very pissed.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

*snip*

Don't fret, my friend, what you're experiencing is called hyper-vigilant paranoia, most likely induced by sleep deprivation, or something else. [sub][sub]i.e. drugs[/sub][/sub] It causes your senses to sharpen, and every day things, like a small creak in the floor, or perhaps a bug crawling around, to turn into a terrifying event. Just relax and get some rest.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Yeah, it's really wrong to make a joke out of something so horrible. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I put you in the same calibre as the sicko that probably walked off with her.

Probably walked off with her? She didn't run away xD. Unless you mean her parents killed her, which they probably did. Some people these days, sheesh. I have a feeling I'm going to get banned soon.

You still made light of a tragic situation. She's missing and chances are she'll never be found. Not cool. Not to mention that some people on this forum were genuinely worried for your safety and chances are they now feel betrayed and angry you've wasted their time.
I'm just angry at how poor your supposed "joke" was.

I honestly don't think anyone else cares that much, I think most people just found this whole thread mildly entertaining.

I did too, til I read the ending and wanted to literally slap you.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Is it wrong to be proud of myself? xD

Yeah, it's really wrong to make a joke out of something so horrible. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. I put you in the same calibre as the sicko that probably walked off with her.

Probably walked off with her? She didn't run away xD. Unless you mean her parents killed her, which they probably did. Some people these days, sheesh. I have a feeling I'm going to get banned soon.

You still made light of a tragic situation. She's missing and chances are she'll never be found. Not cool. Not to mention that some people on this forum were genuinely worried for your safety and chances are they now feel betrayed and angry you've wasted their time.
I'm just angry at how poor your supposed "joke" was.

I honestly don't think anyone else cares that much, I think most people just found this whole thread mildly entertaining.

I did too, til I read the ending and wanted to literally slap you.

Wow, I'm feeling cold-leather slapped across the face right now.

It was entertaining until this point, yeah. But now, its just plain dickery.

 

[Kortney]

Was anyone else thinking "This guy is such a fucking pussy" the whole time was thread was going on? Out of decency I didn't say anything, but now we all no this was a hoax I think it can be said.

 

[xDarc]

No...Mccann....

Dear Jesus i have never laughed as hard as that before, Well played

I second that. Lolz have never been that intense.

I feel like an idiot, but I don't get it.

I didn't either... here's why-

Madeleine McCann disappeared on the evening of Thursday, 3 May 2007 while on holiday with her parents and twin siblings in the Algarve region of Portugal. The British girl went missing from an apartment...

Anyone outside of Britain has never heard of her.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I think this thread will be remembered for quite some time..

 

[ThreeWords]

Whee, sounds like Paranormal Activity all over again.

Whatever you do, don't get a Ouija Board, okay?

 

[L-J-F]

Only one thing to do, scream and run in there ready to lay the smack down on the thing! Works every time, most likely it's a cat or some little creature, or you've gone insane. If it really IS something nasty it'll probably eat you, but at least you'll be ready for it

 

[AlexWinter]

Is this a bad time to mention this is my first thread?

 

[smithy1234]

All I have to say about this tale is...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

put on your gas mask and lob some tear gas upstairs, what? doesnt everyone have tear gas and gas mask?

well I thought everyone did
[sup] also nice avatar I love that book[/sup]