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Steeveeo

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/me waits for Uwe Boll to make a Counterstrike movie. Bad actors calling each other noobs and fags. That would prove...interesting...
 

mooncalf

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The interview with Uwe Boll I read on the escapist changed my opinion of him from loathing to magnanimous tolerance. I say he deserves the niche he has repeatedly carved for himself, B-Movies with actors and budgets it seems absurd that they got.
 

kittenbot

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You know what the real problem with Uwe Boll's movies is? everyone on the internet thinks they have a degree in filmography, just watch the movies without any preconceived notion about Uwe boll, they're cheesy but they're actually kind of fun, Postal was the first of his movies I saw, it was actually pretty damn good.

The man is a very interesting person and a pretty bloody good boxer, and his movies aren't as awful as people say, most of you people have only seen maybe one of his movies, I bet a lot of you haven't seen any of them.

People assume that if their favourite property is done in a different way than the original version that the end product is shit (see fallout 1 & 2 vs fallout tactics & 3) the end product can be GOOD, it's just not what YOU would have done if you wrote it yourself, because YOU just want more of the same.

PS the Mario Brothers movie was classic 90s cheese but it was still quite good
 

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cuddly_tomato said:
From that link:-

Budget $18,000,000
Gross revenue $142,761

Can someone explain to me how he keeps making films?
He sells tons of DVDs. That and the fact that he is a one-man-show. He casts, directs, cuts, promotes, produces everything himself. He even acts!

And of course because he takes a piss on everyone and everything (including himself)
 

kaiZie

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i think its one of those things. If he wasn't making money out of it he wouldn't do it. and he is clearly making some hype out of every film or this thread wouldn't exist. It's one of those things that even though it's bad we're gonna go watch it or w/e because we know it's bad and want a reason to say so. Boll is either a madman or a genius and somewhere along the line he;s become so well known for crappy films based on games that people actually watch his films!!
 

cuddly_tomato

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Fightgarr said:
I'm going to go on a whiney bitchy mini-rant here.

Every already knows Uwe Boll is terrible okay? This is not a question. There is no one who, in their right mind thinks his films are good despite watching them for entertainment's sake. Threads like these aren't about whether or not about it being good or not, your just having a wank that your opinions are the same as everyone else. You know what I'd like? A fucking thread where someone defends Uwe Boll because we already have heard a million zillion times about how much his films suck and have the potential to suck more. There is NO need to make this a poll. Why is it that you feel the need to put a poll in a one-sided debate? There is no other side, and if that is your weak justification for making another fucking thread about this guy then please just go post in one of other Uwe Boll Threads (there are many).

Bottom line: You guys are going in circles just stroking each other's opinions that his movies are bad.

For the record no, he doesn't need to be stopped, its funny. What needs to happen is for his movies to be bad enough for people to stop making movies out of games, the art forms should remain separate.
No! No no no no!

Watch this [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy4vcFHf4wY], then tell me the man can make movies. Seriously, the guy is crap at the art of movie making.
 

AnotherFineMess

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Sadly I haven't watched "In the name of the King"

But I've watched the others... Oh and I was never the same after that.

Alone in the Dark: I started the movie bored, ended bored.

Blood Rayne: I started the movie interested, got to the middle bored, ended up disturbed. (random violent sex scene anyone?)

Postal: I felt bipolar from, utterly bored, to laughing at some bits.

So... is he improving? I don't know... and it hurts to think about it.

(Just realised there's a bloodrayne 2, a Alone in the Dark 2 and a bloodrayne 3 announced)
 

Vanilla Gorilla

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His films DO make money... surprising I know but:

The tax thing, he is fairly well funded

Rights to video games are pretty cheap to acquire (well, they are when it such high quality titles as bloodrayne) so the majority of his films cost very little to make (name of the king notwithstanding, seriously though RAY LIOTTA??)

Most of his films are straight to video, big market there nowadays, plus minimal cost (no advertising, distribution etc. Plus critics wont have as much chance to point out the obvious failings eg quality)

Rabid videogame fans will apparently watch anything related to their favourite subject (I did make the mistake of seeing Doom in the cinema, although, it was actually pretty damn funny)
 

Gladion

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At least 90% of gamers who criticize him haven't even seen one single fucking movie of his. I'm not saying he's making good movies, I'm just saying most people don't know a damn thing.


Edit: I don't care. You're not forced to see his movies, so just let his fans alone ffs.
 

Playbahnosh

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Mr. Boll's movie making power lies on that single fact that he is sponsored by Germany. That said loophole. And no, he didn't figured it out by himself, people put him there for a reason.
As far as business is concerned, ANY popularity is popularity.

Just think about it, there is no movie enthusiast or gamer on Earth, who doesn't know Uwe "Movie Killer" Boll. By making these outrageously horrifying movies, more and more people will watch them for all the wrong reasons. And as any controversial celebrity out there, he gets fame and fortune for all the wrong reasons, too. And no, he won't stop. Why should he? He is widely popular, he gets a sick amount of dosh to make movie disasters, and he brings home fat stacks of cash for all this. I don't say I agree with him, but I understand...

The only thing that makes me wanna torture him, mutilate him, burn him, resuscitate him, torture him some more until he dies, then go to Hell and torture his eternal soul until the end of times, is that he picked my topic for his godawful movies. He should've picked art films, animal movies or documentaries, but no, he picked goddamn GAMES, and for that, he should pay.... with blood...
 

Aiden Rebirth

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um... at least he tries? how many other people try and succeed to release game movies, and wasn't postal supposed to be good?
 

Gladion

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Playbahnosh said:
Mr. Boll's movie making power lies on that single fact that he is sponsored by Germany.
May I ask how he's "sponsored by Germany"? Do you mean, the state, the German government is sponsoring his movies? You don't even get to buy his films uncut there.
 

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Doesn't Uwe Boll get the message, "Stop making movies"? Or does he love himself that much that everyone else is wrong?
 

orifice

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Oh crap, I made the mistake of reading the postal link. Now I have to see that film! At least this one might be funny. After this though someone should either assasinate him or at least give him a lobotomy.
 

cuddly_tomato

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Anonymouse said:
Screw you man. Mathew Lillard is one of my favourite actors of all time.
But surely one of the worst [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I6e3hWz2RiM].

EDIT:

Here is a brief synopsis of the film that I found halarious.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1yMlfpvSUXg