Poll: were would you go in a zombie appocalypse??

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Toar

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Sturmdolch said:
I would go to the Zombies with a bottle of rum in one hand and an M60 in the other, the arm bound in tape and metal to stabilize it due to the immense recoil. Then I'd unleash righteous fury on the undead freaks.
And we will watch in amused horror as they tear you apart. Then, after a while of going hungry, I would grab my baseball bat and join you.
LEEROY JENKENS!
 

WolfThomas

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No one should be heading anywhere, the easiest way to contain a zombie outbreak would be if everyone secured their own homes and waited. That way the army and police could institute a "shoot everything that moves" policy and maneuver effectively through the area.

Most people would have enough food for a couple of days, if not you won't starve to death immediately. While there is still water, everyone should fill buckets and baths. While some people might be killed by zombies, the majority could sit it out in safety.

But if people panic, some wanting to flee, others to gather guns and food, the roads will become blocked and people might kill each other accidentally. The authorities will have a hard time keeping everything under control.

So I would secure my uni residence building with the help of other students and wait a couple of days, before trying to make an escape back to my hometown, where my family and my gun is.
 

GreyWolf257

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I live really close to the backwoods, anyways, so I would go there. I already have guns and it is nearly impossible to not find a gun around where I live.
 

SturmDolch

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Toar said:
Sturmdolch said:
I would go to the Zombies with a bottle of rum in one hand and an M60 in the other, the arm bound in tape and metal to stabilize it due to the immense recoil. Then I'd unleash righteous fury on the undead freaks.
And we will watch in amused horror as they tear you apart. Then, after a while of going hungry, I would grab my baseball bat and join you.
LEEROY JENKENS!
Remember, in the other hand you need a molotov cocktail that blows up as we fall, igniting a five hundred meter radius of zombies in a spectacular explosion.
 

eribanus

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soapyshooter said:
this has been done to death, i would say an army base seeing as how Fort Bragg is really close to where i live
Do you really think that would be smart? A Place full of scared people with BIG Guns... I dont think they would ask if you are a Zombie before blowing your Brain into tiny Bits...
 

Joshroom

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Police station all the way. Movies might say otherwise, but all the bullet proof vests and police equipment would be bloody useful. Unless the actual cops have also become zombies. Then you're screwed.
 

soapyshooter

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eribanus said:
soapyshooter said:
this has been done to death, i would say an army base seeing as how Fort Bragg is really close to where i live
Do you really think that would be smart? A Place full of scared people with BIG Guns... I dont think they would ask if you are a Zombie before blowing your Brain into tiny Bits...
i dont think trained military personnel would be that stupid. Especially if was driving a car and got out near the front gate and put my arms up and yelled "Im not a zombie"
 

jakeEHTlovless

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eribanus said:
soapyshooter said:
this has been done to death, i would say an army base seeing as how Fort Bragg is really close to where i live
Do you really think that would be smart? A Place full of scared people with BIG Guns... I dont think they would ask if you are a Zombie before blowing your Brain into tiny Bits...
someones been reading the same articles i have.....
 

rupang886

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The school is the best place...no?
I would go to my yellow pages to find the nearest gunshop (I'm in Australia so it ain't Texas), raid the gunshop and/or go to school to hold them off for awile....
 

jakeEHTlovless

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soapyshooter said:
eribanus said:
soapyshooter said:
this has been done to death, i would say an army base seeing as how Fort Bragg is really close to where i live
Do you really think that would be smart? A Place full of scared people with BIG Guns... I dont think they would ask if you are a Zombie before blowing your Brain into tiny Bits...
i dont think trained military personnel would be that stupid. Especially if was driving a car and got out near the front gate and put my arms up and yelled "Im not a zombie"
hey, desprite times comes to desprate measures
 

GodKlown

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Being stuck in Ohio, I'd head for Wright-Patterson AFB to get my hands on some of that Area 51 technology. I certainly don't expect aliens to drop in and help us, so screw them. I'd see what kind of toys they left over from the 50's that I could use on zombies. That and it wouldn't hurt to be that close to a few planes or helicopters in the event I would need to make an escape. I guess I should learn how to fly first... damn zombies better hang on a few years then.
 
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Well although I already have plans for an anti-zombie fortress located inside a volcano, that won't be possible unless I had access to several years of time (several million dollars couldn't hurt either)

Realistically speaking I would hide anywhere that is only elevator accessable. Chances are they're not smart enough to operate an elevator. Even if they were the idea of putting together undead and elevator music is amusing enough to let me die happily.
 

jakeEHTlovless

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well, seeing how im in the back woods of west virginia already "not greenbrier, im not a wrong turn cannible" so, i think im staying here.....
 

Brad Shepard

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Alaska, zombies have no body heat, they will be frozen corpse icepops, I win (Thank you for those who get this)
 

latenightapplepie

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I'd stay in my house. Not because my house is particularly easy to defend (although it does have a second story), but because it has a lot of food. And I'm hoping this zombie apocalypse involves some of the military/police forces surviving and rescuing us at some point. Otherwise, with no guns or decent weapons of any kind, I'm screwed.