Poll: were would you go in a zombie appocalypse??

[Lazy Kitty]

Well, just before the zombie apocalypse I go to a graveyard.
Once I'm there, I raise the dead.
Repeat for all other place where there are corpses.
Then I go about everywhere with my army of zombies to take over the world.
I have posted further steps of my zombie apocalypse plan a while ago in an other thread and I don't feel like typing it all now, but it involves having my zombies build a robot army before they all rot too much to be usefull and taking over the universe.

 

[Larkin99]

I'd just stay in my house- barricade the entrances, block the gate with a car, put up some barbed wire, stockpile food, make some weapons, and above all, stay very, very quiet.

 

[Mondo_Generator]

I ain't going nowhere.
Living up a mountain can have it's advantages.

It's cut off from society and great for sniping.

 

[Android2137]

Closest gun storage, though I'd probably arm myself with a flamethrower if they had any. I never understood why shooting was effective against zombies. After all, they're animate dead bodies. Since burying them clearly isn't going to work, the only other option is cremation.

 

[zfactor]

I would drive to the nearest Costco, which convienently has a Home Depot attached to it...

That means lots of food and building supplies/melee weapons

 

[eribanus]

this has been done to death, i would say an army base seeing as how Fort Bragg is really close to where i live

Do you really think that would be smart? A Place full of scared people with BIG Guns... I dont think they would ask if you are a Zombie before blowing your Brain into tiny Bits...

i dont think trained military personnel would be that stupid. Especially if was driving a car and got out near the front gate and put my arms up and yelled "Im not a zombie"

Why don`t you try it, and tell me how it went?

 

[Rocksa]

this has been done to death, i would say an army base seeing as how Fort Bragg is really close to where i live

Do you really think that would be smart? A Place full of scared people with BIG Guns... I dont think they would ask if you are a Zombie before blowing your Brain into tiny Bits...

i dont think trained military personnel would be that stupid. Especially if was driving a car and got out near the front gate and put my arms up and yelled "Im not a zombie"

Why don`t you try it, and tell me how it went?

Considering that they'd probably just assume you were infected and a threat. Yeah...

Anyway, oil rig would be an awesome zombie apocalypse survival area. Surrounded by water, and, assuming that they can't swim, they can't reach you really. Downside is the salt water air that would rust the metal around you and really screw up any kind of electronics that you had along with it.

Cruise ship would also be pretty ideal. Drive out to the middle of the ocean, and just float there. Again, assuming that the dead can't swim, and that you could actually find a way to clear an entire ship, along with every little nook and cranny in it. Downside is that you can't really lock anything down if there does happen to be an outbreak of zombies on the ship.

 

[S.R.S.]

To the Clocktower!

I'd like to see zombies in Australia though. They'll be no match for our wildlife or they'll get banned either way.

 

[teisjm]

I find it funny how a guy who has obviously not read the posting guide-lines tries to teach us about trolling.

For what it's wirth i have a giant human-sized hamster-ball, which is strong enough to resist zombie clawing, with holes too smakk for them to reach through, but large enough to not make me suffocate, and i can stick a spear/gun/knife through em.
So i can basicly go whereever i want, as long as i stay away from placesm, where they can push me down from, like rooftops or something like that.

 

[ChiryX]

There is a military base in the woods outside my town so idd probobly get drunk and go there to beg them for a gun and some ammo, then just screw around till I get cornered and then shoot myself bcus getting bitten hurts

 

[Gilhelmi]

I currently have plans to build walls around my house that are 3 foot thick, reinforced concrete cinder-blocks, plated with steel on both sides. Also, I am storing up nonperishable food stores (rice, dry goods, some canned), along with 2 200 gallon tanks for water. The last thing on my shopping list is guns (rifles), ammo, blades (swords and knifes), bows, and arrows. This way once the main dangers of the 'zombie apocalypse' is over I will have tools for hunting and scavenging.

I am still in phase one (design and planning) however I do have a 1 month supply of food for my family along with 500 round of ammo for the handguns, 100 for the rifles, and 50 for shotguns.

(take note how I put 'zombie apocalypse' in quotation, my battle plan works for many other disasters as well)

 

[Marsell]

Office building
take out the 1F stairs and elevators, and you've got a FORTRESS!

 

[Marsell]

o wait, appocolypse
Caribbian Island

 

[StANDY1338]

Asda I would say.

 

[JEBWrench]

I'm thinkin' Arby's.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I think I'd hold up in the woods, but I'd also have gone to the gun store first, then intermitantly go to a mall for supplies.