Poll: What came first Chicken or the Egg?

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quiet_samurai said:
xmetatr0nx said:
Also this thread is pointless.
Yes it is.

Change of topic: Would a chicken omlette be considered cruel and unusual?
Discuss.
That depends. Did the tomato suffer? If so, what electrical amplitude was applied to this bread? Can you taste cheese in different colors?
 

confernal

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I am for the sake of a decent conversation going assume that the egg is a chicken egg. Once upon a time in a magical land a creature very similar to a chicken but excluded to be a chicken laided an egg. When this egg hatched the creature was a similar to this creature but not included to be this creature so therefore it was a chicken. Then the fairy godmother came and blessed them to become nothing but predestined product to end up in a KFC bucket or diner plate and they all lived happily ever after.
 

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confernal said:
I am for the sake of a decent conversation going assume that the egg is a chicken egg. Once upon a time in a magical land a creature very similar to a chicken but excluded to be a chicken laided an egg. When this egg hatched the creature was a similar to this creature but not included to be this creature so therefore it was a chicken. Then the fairy godmother came and blessed them to become nothing but predestined product to end up in a KFC bucket or diner plate and they all lived happily ever after.

i love happy endings and I LOVE KFC!!!!! any random stuff hobbit?
 

Hollock

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I agree to the pointlessness of this test but in middle school we had this same discussion and someone said god placed the egg on earth and i said, then gods a chicken and like half the class gave me a dirty look. It was pretty funny :-D
 

Asciotes

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Technically speaking, the egg predates the chicken by thousands of years.

Cookie for refence, should be an easy one for Canadians.
 

r3lix

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I seriously can't believe you would make such a pathetic thread- I am not going to answer this properly, I am going to say...God made the big boom, The earth was created almost instantly and then...Adam and eve woke up from a great party and had eggs and bacon for brekky.
 

thiosk

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The chicken was created by the military industrial complex in order to manufacture eggs and destroy the world trade center.