Poll: What do you ride into battle?

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I'm taking the subway. They won't see me coming till a rise from the exit stairs with my breifcase and daily newspaper!

 

[NiPah]

Spoiler

I'd just ride up in one of these, I don't even know how it makes things go away I just know it makes things go away...
and Im fine with this.

 

[FalloutJack]

I was going to put in something according to my own wicked tastes, but then I saw SHAI HULUD and I was like "OH YES! I Want one of THOSE on my side!!".

 

[Dragonpit]

How about my own sword? No, really, I'd ride it like a board and race at my enemies at highway speeds. Also makes for great insta-kill attacks.

That or Bahamut Fury from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII. That thing's capable of turning satelites into orbital cannons, dammit!

 

[Mettking]

I wouldn't ride a dragon, I'd rather go with...a wyvern!

Spoiler: Big picture alert

Damn it! That was supposed to be a wyvern, not a dragon!

 

[CleverCover]

A fully-functional jetpack.

 

[Tahaneira]

I will ride an uber-advanced mechanical horse fitted with repulsorlifts and whatever else is needed to make it all-terrain and as fast as the average jet.

It will be designed to look like a cheap carnival-ride horse. Only rustier. Because everyone knows that the best time to kill your enemy is when they're rolling on the floor with laughter.

 

[Darklord008]

The SSV Normandy. Fast, stealthy, AND heavily armed? That is my kind of starship.

Also, I could chill with Joker. Which is a nice bonus.

 

[scorptatious]

Normally I'd ride a dragon, but I've found something much more awesome:

Spoiler

Hi ho Bzzit! Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[Jedoro]

Other: and by other I mean bears.

Bear Cavalry: yeah, you're pretty much f***ed.

Ninja'd

This was seriously the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread.

 

[Easton Dark]

Can I ride the dragon with a pony riding next to me?

Because Spike and Twilight Sparkle together would be perfect. Teleporting dragon? Woah!

 

[dancinginfernal]

A griffin, obviously.

I mean, I wouldn't be worthy of the name Griffin if I didn't.

 

[Lizardon]

I call on the power of the Dragonzord!

Spoiler

 

[Xeldrak]

Shai Hulud!

Now, where are my Maker hooks?

 

[Darh Abdomino]

The correct answer is dragon. If you put "other", you probably meant "Two dragons pulling me in a flying chariot". That is all.

 

[Asita]

This, or a Mandalorian Basilisk [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Basilisk_war_droid].

Fuckit, Honey Badger it is! Out of those two the badger would probably win anyway..

Darn, I wanted a Basilisk. Now I've got to think of something else.

Ok, going in the other direction...maybe a Kirin/Qilin? There's a certain graceful beauty to them[footnote]Granted though, depictions have a LOT of variation (even in the base description of their appearance), so I probably should say that the versions I like have a certain graceful beauty[/footnote] and its nature in mythology rings a bell with me.

 

[Nouw]

FOR THE EMPEROR! AND BADASSERY!

There is only one way to go into battle, and that is riding a tank. Maybe a Titan.

 

[Smiley Face]

Tempted as I am to pull an Atreides, Dragons can fly and breathe fire and are also really huge. Damn, I should read Dune again.

 

[Muspelheim]

A unicorn would be nice. It'd be very useful to ride up a nearby hill and look picturesque. Of course, I doubt I'd actually want to risk the poor thing in battle.

Or perhaps an Aether-whale, so I can just sort of soar around above and provide directions and "help" without too much risk.

 

[Tiger Sora]

A silver black phantom bike.