Poll: What do you ride into battle?
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Either a dragon that looks like Deathwing, or an immense winged Xenomorph Queen, letting out a screech to shame even the most shrill banshee.
I would ride in from above using my hookblade, assassin style. Look out Templars, here I come!
but if there's no ziplines, i would ride in on Shadowmere.
but if there's no ziplines, i would ride in on Shadowmere.
Other: A manatee.
The reason is because I'm fighting against the vicious killers of boat propellertron 17. Manatees know a thing or two about taking down a boat propeller
The reason is because I'm fighting against the vicious killers of boat propellertron 17. Manatees know a thing or two about taking down a boat propeller
I ride only the best car in existance... The pikachu mobile
This thing may not look like much, but when the enemy sees it coming theyll be too stunned to reacted, thats when i hit them
This thing may not look like much, but when the enemy sees it coming theyll be too stunned to reacted, thats when i hit them
Riding something, anything, into battle makes you a priority target for the enemy, whether your mount is a horse, a dragon or a tank. A mount of any kind signifies status, special abilities and/or a particular role, which gives the enemy every reson to want to neutralise you. Having the enemy's attention is usually not very healthy.
If not in a battlefield setting, I probably wouldn't bother with a mount anyway. I mean, a dragon or a tank would be cool and all, but it's just waaaay too much fuss. A dragon's got to eat, it needs somewhere to sleep, probably in shackles and under guard, and it's probably not too popular with the neighbours at any rate. A tank requires a ridicilous amount of maintenance, spare parts and tonnes and tonnes of fuel, not to mention it's a pathetically inefficient and uncomfortable ride. I could maybe do with a car. Maybe. Or a bicycle.
If not in a battlefield setting, I probably wouldn't bother with a mount anyway. I mean, a dragon or a tank would be cool and all, but it's just waaaay too much fuss. A dragon's got to eat, it needs somewhere to sleep, probably in shackles and under guard, and it's probably not too popular with the neighbours at any rate. A tank requires a ridicilous amount of maintenance, spare parts and tonnes and tonnes of fuel, not to mention it's a pathetically inefficient and uncomfortable ride. I could maybe do with a car. Maybe. Or a bicycle.
A Balrog. A demon from the ancient world. Swords are of no use here, neither are bullets. Fly, you fools! (Note to self, wear fire-resistent clothes.)
(don't fight wizards with it, though)
(don't fight wizards with it, though)