Child birth. Now if it was a question between Child Birth and A Man Passing Kidny Stones, I would have to go with the Kindy Stones.
Poll: What hurts more: kicked in the balls or giving birth?
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Getting kicked in the balls isn't even the most painful thing that's ever happened to me. I have crushed two vertebrae in my spine, then tried to stand up afterwards.
That was way worse then any testicular trauma.
That was way worse then any testicular trauma.
i agree getting kicked in the balls is temporary and the guy can start walking after a few minutes while women after giving birth need several DAYS before they can walk right again and even then they're taken out of the hospital in a wheel chair.I should know my mom had six kids including me
Y'know, being kicked in the knackers always hurts so much more than it should...
But the pain goes away; an hour or two and it's a dull ache.
Giving birth is only the beginning of the pain. Another 20 years minimum and it gets worse, not better. Although this pain we can share.
But the pain goes away; an hour or two and it's a dull ache.
Hee-hee! I like the Robin Williams line "Sharing the pain? Are you opening an umbrella up your ass? I don't think so."N3vans said:
Giving birth is only the beginning of the pain. Another 20 years minimum and it gets worse, not better. Although this pain we can share.
"A kick in the balls is obviously more painful. Afterwards you'll never hear a man say you know, i think i'll have another."
Paraphrasing jason manford.
Paraphrasing jason manford.
Being repeatedly kicked in the balls for the amount of time it takes to give birth.
That might hurt a fucking lot.
That might hurt a fucking lot.
You can beat the shit out of someone for doing that though. Somehow, assaulting your husband after labour just seems a little weirder.gigastar said:
I vote giving birth. I was born a man (so they tell me) so I don't imagine I'll ever have to force a tiny person out of my crotch, but I respect anyone who does.
What I don't respect is teenage girls bitching about how we "don't have to go through that". Well you don't either, it's basically your choice. So be quiet. Jay-sus.
kick in the balls is all i've ever experienced so from that, Kick in the balls hurt more 
Unless a woman whose given birth and has real balls thats been kicked would like to tell me otherwise.
Unless a woman whose given birth and has real balls thats been kicked would like to tell me otherwise.
Actually I know a guy that got hit in the balls with a hurling ball, or sliotar (wooden ball like a baseball) and hasn't been able ride on a bus, have sex or even have fun 'alone time' for over a year now. It caused lasting damage and such agony that he passed out, and it pretty much ruined his life for months.Alexias_Sandar said:
Either you're a girl or one hell of a lucky dude...babinro said:
OT:I assume it's very painful for a woman during childbirth. However, can we compare the rate of childbirths and that bastard of a friend that always aim for your balls?
On the one hand childbirth is ridiculous. On the other hand getting kicked in the nads is more common and women find it too funny. Getting kicked in the balls not only hurts but makes you want to be sick as afterwards it feels like somebody is trying to pull your stomach towards your feet.
I'm a guy and I've been kicked in the balls yeah it hurts but it's not like shitting out a water melon (from what I've heard) also A HUMAN IS COMING OUTTA YOU! I THINK THAT MAKES IT A BIT MORE PAINFUL XD
Not that there's any person on earth that could possibly answer that question, something tells me that giving birth is more painful. And I'm a guy, btw.