Poll: What is pie?

[Hectix777]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_pie_(Australia_and_New_Zealand)

^ This.

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Well, okay, I also like sweet pies as well.
Apple pie is delicious, and so is lemon meringue pie.

And peach pie! Don't forget about the peach pie! Peach pie is awesome!

 

[SirPigglesworth]

When I hear pie I think of a nice hot curry covered in pastry the local fish and chip shop makes them.
Is this a pie? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_doughnut

 

[piinyouri]

Meat.
Fruit.

I'm the one with the fork.

 

[NoOne852]

I think of fruits when I think of pies. It should be noted that I do not like pie, with the exception of pumpkin and sweet potato pie (they taste pretty much the same).
Also, I tend to mix up pies and cobbler. Not sure what the difference is really... >_>

 

[game-lover]

I vote both!

Though to be honest, I've not had a meat pie before. I would just like to try the deliciousness. Because they sound yummy.

 

[Olas]

Spoiler: Pie is justice.

"Wherever injustice shows it's ugly face, the pie-man will be there. For I AM the Pieman."
"And wherever pieman is the Cupcake kid will not be far behind."

edit: On an unrelated note, can you guys see my avatar? Because I can't. For me it just shows up as a broken image. It's within the pixel range. Any idea what I'm doing wrong?

 

[Dimitriov]

Uh. It's both, obviously. The filling don't make the pie.

The pastry crust filled with delicious stuffs is what makes pie pie.

 

[Evil Smurf]

the reason vegans are wrong! Steak and mushroom pie is Boss

 

[Starik20X6]

I'm apparently an indecisive pansy, to which I can only say "So?" I'll eat as many different kinds of both sweet and savoury pies as I please!

 

[Saulkar]

You meat pie eaters are savages. Pie is supposed to be fruity and sweet!

Lemon meringue is perfection

Oh'o'o'o'o! My mouth just sprung a leak after seeing that.

CAPTCHA: raspberry tart - Just cannot stand up to a lemon meringue pie.

 

[Dwarfman]

Snip

There are many different kinds of pies both Savoury and Sweet; Pastry and Dish. To say one pie is a good manly pie and the other is a fruity womanly pie is both meaningless and retarded. As a qualified chef who has worked in the hospitality industry for the better part of 13 years, this is my professional opinion of your poll.

PS If you are trying to visually sell the concept that a meat pie is better than an apple pie please use a real pie and not some frozen job courtesy Mrs Mac or 4 and Twenty caper. Steak and Kidney (diced big so I can see the steak and kidney) cooked up with mirepoix (That's a culinary term for onion, celery, leek and carrot roughly diced) in stout and a beef stock made with beef bones simmered and skimmed for 8 hours. Forty minutes in the oven in a blind baked pie case with the flakiest muther fucking puff pastry as the top. Do not serve with ketchup. Ketchup is for the weak. IF it's a good flavoursome pie the sauce is already inside the pie. All you have to do is take a bite. Once you have done this then you can come back and talk to me about manly/good pies.

There is this concept called humour. It doesn't seem as if you have heard of it.

After working 13 hours in a hot kitchen with fuck all sleep cause the neighbours kept you awake again, no no I haven't heard of this thing called humour. Hopefully once I've had something substantial to eat and maybe a beer or two I'll be in a more chipper mood. Still humour or no you could have found better pictures for your pies man, especially the meat pie!

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in anyway the social and political equality of the meat and fruit pies - that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Lemon Meringues, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with Steak and Kidneys; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the meat and fruit pies which I believe will forever forbid the two foods living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the meaty goodness. I say upon this occasion I do not perceive that because the meat pie is to have the superior position the fruit pie should be denied everything.

 

[Monster_user]

Still humour or no you could have found better pictures for your pies man, especially the meat pie!

That looks like the photo from Wikipedia. For those of us not used to eating Meat Pies, the Meat Pie in the photo is far from appetizing.

Actually, it looks like a pot pie with ketchup on top, which is bound to taste nasty.

 

[saintdane05]

Must... resist... Sweeney Todd reference... power... FAILING!!

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[Supertegwyn]

Snip

There are many different kinds of pies both Savoury and Sweet; Pastry and Dish. To say one pie is a good manly pie and the other is a fruity womanly pie is both meaningless and retarded. As a qualified chef who has worked in the hospitality industry for the better part of 13 years, this is my professional opinion of your poll.

PS If you are trying to visually sell the concept that a meat pie is better than an apple pie please use a real pie and not some frozen job courtesy Mrs Mac or 4 and Twenty caper. Steak and Kidney (diced big so I can see the steak and kidney) cooked up with mirepoix (That's a culinary term for onion, celery, leek and carrot roughly diced) in stout and a beef stock made with beef bones simmered and skimmed for 8 hours. Forty minutes in the oven in a blind baked pie case with the flakiest muther fucking puff pastry as the top. Do not serve with ketchup. Ketchup is for the weak. IF it's a good flavoursome pie the sauce is already inside the pie. All you have to do is take a bite. Once you have done this then you can come back and talk to me about manly/good pies.

There is this concept called humour. It doesn't seem as if you have heard of it.

After working 13 hours in a hot kitchen with fuck all sleep cause the neighbours kept you awake again, no no I haven't heard of this thing called humour. Hopefully once I've had something substantial to eat and maybe a beer or two I'll be in a more chipper mood. Still humour or no you could have found better pictures for your pies man, especially the meat pie!

Damn, 13 hours sounds hard.

The pictures aren't the best, but I just picked the top ones on google images (sue me)

 

[Supertegwyn]

Spoiler: Pie is justice.

"Wherever injustice shows it's ugly face, the pie-man will be there. For I AM the Pieman."
"And wherever pieman is the Cupcake kid will not be far behind."

edit: On an unrelated note, can you guys see my avatar? Because I can't. For me it just shows up as a broken image. It's within the pixel range. Any idea what I'm doing wrong?

I can see your avatar.

It has the joker in the middle.

 

[Glass Joe]

Other: Pie is something that you should never eat because, oh my god, it is so unhealthy. Only fat people eat meat pies. That is my opinion.