Poll: What is the deal with bacon??

[Custard_Angel]

its pretty good. not brilliant.

vegetarians are not real people so their opinions are invalid.

i mean that. you arent even human. go away.

 

[Daedalus1942]

As i know it the motto goes like this... "everything tastes better with bacon"


STICK THIS IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!

Please tell me this is an actual purchasable product, and where can i get hold of it?

 

[Abedeus]

Only Americans like bacon.

I find it disgusting and chunky. Ruins the food for me.

 

[KeyMaster45]

Ok the tactical canned bacon isn't so strange, after all it is on think geek and bacon does come in cans. I'll let that fly.

The bacon apparel, well some people have odd fashion tastes...apparently "pork" was the new black that season.

The bacon-lube, however, registers a 15/10 on my "WTF!?" scale. Allow me to set the stage for the uncomfortable situation this would create .

A dim room with candles placed strategically on various perches. Rose petals are scattered across the bed and your favorite love song is playing on the stereo. Two lovers lay naked on the bed in each other arms as they gaze into each others eyes. The romance is broken, however, when a frown crosses one of their faces.

[Lover 1:] Honey...did you by chance leave....bacon cooking in the kitchen...?

[Lover 2:] Oh of course not dear, that's just my crotch.

[Lover 1:] Uh huh......I'm gonna go to sleep now.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you "Bacon-Lube" the c**k-blocker for a new millennium.

 

[dantheman931]

Please tell me this is an actual purchasable product, and where can i get hold of it?

http://www.baconnaise.com/ They also have Baconnaise Lite, which to me is right up there with extra-perforated condoms, but hey, who am I to judge? The only downside is that it doesn't look like they ship internationally, although since...

Only Americans like bacon.

...that's apparently not a problem. *snort*

 

[dantheman931]

Ok the tactical canned bacon isn't so strange, after all it is on think geek and bacon does come in cans. I'll let that fly.

The bacon apparel, well some people have odd fashion tastes...apparently "pork" was the new black that season.

The bacon-lube, however, registers a 15/10 on my "WTF!?" scale. Allow me to set the stage for the uncomfortable situation this would create .

A dim room with candles placed strategically on various perches. Rose petals are scattered across the bed and your favorite love song is playing on the stereo. Two lovers lay naked on the bed in each other arms as they gaze into each others eyes. The romance is broken, however, when a frown crosses one of their faces.

[Lover 1:] Honey...did you by chance leave....bacon cooking in the kitchen...?

[Lover 2:] Oh of course not dear, that's just my crotch.

[Lover 1:] Uh huh......I'm gonna go to sleep now.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you "Bacon-Lube" the c**k-blocker for a new millennium.

I may stop laughing at this sometime in the next six hours, but I doubt it.

 

[CheeseSandwichCake]

It is decent. The eggs and toast are the real star of breakfast time.

Eggs? THE HERETIC MUST BE BURNED!

[preach]REPENT CHILDREN! BACON IS THE ANSWER! BACON WILL CLEANSE YOUR SINS! BECOME A BROTHER OF BACONTOLOGYISM! JOIN US AND YOUR SOULS WILL BE PURGED OF THE 7UP AND THE EGG THAT TAINTS THEM! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE EVILS OF THE EGG! TAKE BACON INTO YOURSELF AND YOU WILL BE ENLIGHTENED BY IT'S MAGICAL PINK FORM! [/preach]

What is the deal with bacon you say? I say you are but a lost soul who has not been enlightened by it's holyness!

 

[Lazier Than Thou]

I don't care what anyone says. Pigs are MAGICAL creatures.

 

[Chrissyluky]

bacons OK i prefer the toast and eggs ive always loved a hard egg =D but i dont like more than 3 slices of bacon.

 

[Xyphon]

yum

Bacon Explosion.

Also, the bacon bra is A-ok but nsfw

Although I love bacon, I would most likely never eat that. I know I eat unhealthy, but not THAT unhealthy. Maybe give me a slice of it.

 

[SnowCold]

I tasted it once and hated it.

 

[Triple G]

So take a look at these links: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/?cpg=cj , http://davesqualitymeat.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/dqm-for-oakley/ , and http://www.baconsaltblog.com/2009/04/the-jokes-on-us.html That last one especially kicks my ass, because not only is it a twofer (bacon-flavored salt and bacon-flavored lube), but it appears that a fairly sizable number of people actually fell, and fell hard, for such an obvious gag. Think about that: There are people out there who are so in love with bacon that they would pay actual money for the opportunity to fuck it. Human beings. Fucking bacon. I dunno about you guys, but that just creeps me right the fuck out; I've never been so in love with any food that I've been stricken with the desire to peniscerate it.

So the question is, what is it about bacon? Can anyone explain it to me, or is everyone else as disturbed by it as I am? (I'd like to point out that the Tactical Bacon (1) is listed under "Wacky Candy," and (2) costs $16 per can.)

It's just the extreme but balanced flavour. Makes me insane. I <3 bacon.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Please tell me this is an actual purchasable product, and where can i get hold of it?

http://www.baconnaise.com/ They also have Baconnaise Lite, which to me is right up there with extra-perforated condoms, but hey, who am I to judge? The only downside is that it doesn't look like they ship internationally, although since...

Only Americans like bacon.

...that's apparently not a problem. *snort*

Hoho yes! Now I can die a happy happy man.

 

[BlueCrossBlueShield]

Bacon is the awesomeness. I like having 1 or 2 slices. Maybe with nice, fresh, salad greens.

 

[THAC0]

Especially since there's actually some sort of vegitarian-friendly bacon substitute, if memory serves. But it probably tastes horrible like every other form of fake meat y'all love so much :V

actually i am quite fond of veggi bacon. The term veggi isn't quite accurate here though because the brand i eat (the only one i've seen) is made almost entirely from eggs.

 

[AdambotLive]

I'd marry the fucking bacon, I love it that much.

 

[Snowalker]

Brilliant, yea i thought this thread was going to be better too. Also ive quoted you way too much today.

I felt its time.... YOUR TO BE QUOTED

OT: I love bacon, mainly cause I can't have much of it anymore, but still its probably one of, in not the, best meat products on the market.

 

[gagalloogie]

OMG bacon is sooo nice, its like one of the only reasons i'm not a vegetarian, i disagree with treatment of commercially bred animals, and it kind of repulses me just a little bit that i'm eating a dead animal, and apart from cured meats, and occasionally lamb, i don't really even like the taste of meat, especially chicken, ewwww....so yeah THATS HOW FUCKIN GOOD BACON IS DUDE!!!