Poll: What is the deal with bacon??

[THAC0]

So how do you maintain a high enough protein intake? I assume you eat a shitload more food than most people.

Well, not really. I eat a lot of vegetarian food like garden burgers and stuff like that, these tend to have a lot higher protein content then you might think. Also i've become a big fan of nuts like peanuts and almonds. I also eat black beans with just about everything.
And, since i'm not a vegan i still eat eggs.

so, i usually skip breakfast; or just have a soda, have a garden burger for lunch, snack on some almonds at my desk, and then have rice and black beans for dinner.

That's not how it goes everyday, but it is a pretty good guideline.

 

[SsilverR]

wait wait wait wait ... of all the twisted shit on the net ... THIS freaks you out????????????

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Delicious. A simple description for a simple meal.

 

[Koeryn]

"This is DELICIOUS."

That's all that really NEEDS to be said.

C'mon! It's BACON.

Also: Bacon lube's not all that weird if you think about it. The earlier lubricants were basically rendered fat, so it could be said it's a throwback to old times. Also: You're not fucking bacon. You're fucking someone and having it TASTE like bacon. BIG difference. =p

After all, there's strawberry lube. Why not bacon?

 

[Spacelord]

It is decent. The eggs and toast are the real star of breakfast time.

Well I agree to the point that eggs and toast are very important. But they aren't complete without bacon. Together they are more than the sum of their parts.

 

[littlerob]

I made a heart attack lunch once. That was good. Sausage, topped with cheese, wrapped in woven bacon, topped with some more cheese, accompannied by a cheese and bacon burger and a third of a meat feast pizza. All along with some reggae reggae sauce, obviously.

I could feel my arteries dying with every bite. Fucking awesome.

 

[Epifols]

I'm also dumbfounded as to why people are so obsessed with it. It's very annoying how people muse over it. Same with steaks. It seems that if anyone mentions steak all the men in the vacinity must prove their manliness by saying something along the lines of "Ohh STEAK! Fuck yeah! I love steak! *food noises*"

 

[THAC0]

So how do you maintain a high enough protein intake? I assume you eat a shitload more food than most people.

Well, not really. I eat a lot of vegetarian food like garden burgers and stuff like that, these tend to have a lot higher protein content then you might think. Also i've become a big fan of nuts like peanuts and almonds. I also eat black beans with just about everything.
And, since i'm not a vegan i still eat eggs.

so, i usually skip breakfast; or just have a soda, have a garden burger for lunch, snack on some almonds at my desk, and then have rice and black beans for dinner.

That's not how it goes everyday, but it is a pretty good guideline.

Honestly thankyou, I admit naivity when it comes to lifestyles I have not experienced and the OP made it strangely aware to me that you/some may take offence. I forgot all about nuts. /Facepalm

don't mention it.
My girlfriend isn't a vegetarian, and i don't get offended when she eats meat, it just isn't for me. Of course i have my reasons, but i don't expect other people to change their life styles because of my opinions, and i know that i would be an ass if i tired to force them to.

I don't even really think about meat as a food source anymore. the only thing i miss from time to time is fish. I always really enjoyed seafood.

 

[Ace of Spades]

It's the side dish with eggs, and I enjoy breakfast.

 

[Takoto]

I love Bacon, it's so... tasty.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Dude, bacon is amazing. Bacon could only be better if it came with a side of Cheddar Bay biscuits from Red Lobster.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Hm, it's ok, but too salty.

 

[chefassassin2]

In culinary school, my Classical Cuisine chef had a mantra that I still live with to this day. In order to make any dish taste it needs one of three things, more butter, more salt, or more Bacon. The stuff just tastes amazing. And it really does make anything taste better. OIt's one of those things that just taste good, and if you have to ask, it's too hard to explain. Bacon just is, like a gift from the gods.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

What's the deal with it? It's awesome. Simple as that.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I likes me some bacon. I don't love it, but I do enjoy it on my breakfast plate, nest to the fried eggs, hash browns, egg-fried bread, fried mushrooms and, the true king of piggy substances, the mountainous pile of sausages.

 

[EvilMuffin094]

Bacon is delicious. A bit greasy, but still delicious.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

As i know it the motto goes like this... "everything tastes better with bacon"


STICK THIS IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!

Holy shit! I must have some!

For my thoughts on bacon please refer to Jim Gaffigan [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSjXeqA8Iow].

 

[Internet Kraken]

I need to buy that can of bacon.