Poll: What kind of criminal suits you best?
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To know suprise the majority of you picked assassin now I'm not complaining but if I were to venture a guess your all thinking the ancient assassins who jumped from building to building now I don't know about the rest of you but I was thinking more the sniper rifle 10 blocks away head shot. What kind would you guys be?
Serial killer. I know so much about them (out of my own personal curiosity) that it would be a betrayal if I voted for anything else. Morbid, yes, but fascinating.
Mobster, because i am good at leadership the mob just seems like the best place for that sort of thing.
or maybe thief, but i do not think street signs count.
or maybe thief, but i do not think street signs count.
Thief. As a matter of fact, I would be popular in the papers as "The Thief Without A Silly Trait". I'd be known for not leaving ridiculous clues in the area of my heists, inviting the police to puzzle them out to stop me.
But seriously, I'm rather stealthy, I'm observant, I blend in well in crowds (which helps when staking out a possible heist), and I understand how security technology and techniques work. I wouldn't be lifting Rembrants from the Louvre, but I could probably master knicking some knick-knacks (or is that knacking some knack-knicks?) from the reasonably wealthy.
But seriously, I'm rather stealthy, I'm observant, I blend in well in crowds (which helps when staking out a possible heist), and I understand how security technology and techniques work. I wouldn't be lifting Rembrants from the Louvre, but I could probably master knicking some knick-knacks (or is that knacking some knack-knicks?) from the reasonably wealthy.
I'd be an assassin because you have the added bonus of not having to get in close and dirty. I'd be the sort of assassin who takes people out from three towns over with an uber sniper rifle.
I'm more of a serial killer. I got lots of friends and I'm very social but, I just don't really understand people! I always had a dream to just bring an assault rifle to school and kill every single person there OOORRRRRR..... stalk people at night and silently slit their throats. I'm pretty sure that everyone has had that fantasy but, I am sane enough to keep myself from going on a killing spree.
confidence man, trickster, con artist, with a touch of forger. Like Moist Von Lipwig from "Going Postal". Turn glass into diamond with just the right words, said in the right way, that kind of thing.
And I'd be a gentlemanly criminal, only taking advantage of people who thought they were taking advantage of me. Entirely non-violent, of course.
And I'd be a gentlemanly criminal, only taking advantage of people who thought they were taking advantage of me. Entirely non-violent, of course.
Thief, easily.
I prefer to avoid violence unless necessary, so that rules out most of the other choices. But not just your average everyday petty thief. It'd have to be one of those high-class gentleman thief types that only steal from people that can afford it. (Think Trilby from The Art of Theft for those who've played it). Relieving the disgustingly rich of their precious artwork and other valuables, living the good life in a modestly expensive penthouse suite somewhere, and donating the rest of my ill gotten gains to charity anonymously.
I imagine it'd be good fun, actually.
I prefer to avoid violence unless necessary, so that rules out most of the other choices. But not just your average everyday petty thief. It'd have to be one of those high-class gentleman thief types that only steal from people that can afford it. (Think Trilby from The Art of Theft for those who've played it). Relieving the disgustingly rich of their precious artwork and other valuables, living the good life in a modestly expensive penthouse suite somewhere, and donating the rest of my ill gotten gains to charity anonymously.
I imagine it'd be good fun, actually.
Serial killer. I'm fucked up. Although, I'd try to be like Dexter and kill the criminals that escape law. I'd probably fail, but hey. Ooooor. I would murder tons of innocents and make a fort from their corpses. No, I'm messing with you. And no, you can't come in my fort.
"Never join organized crime the government hates competition."
My dad says that all the time, I'm inclined to agree.
Anyway, probably loan shark or serial killer or leader of a militant group.
My dad says that all the time, I'm inclined to agree.
Anyway, probably loan shark or serial killer or leader of a militant group.