Poll: What kind of criminal suits you best?

[Lothae]

Assassin was tempting, but in my opinion is too risky of a calling.

I'd much rather be a professional con man, in the time before the FBI and their l33t crimebusting skills.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Assassin. Bad-assery, mixed with more bad-assery, a side of intelligence and stealth.

 

[Jedamethis]

Stealing stuff is fun and illegal!
The best of both worlds!

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Theif. Money Money Money

 

[Skeleon]

Smuggler, probably; it's less bothersome than becoming a good thief (though it'd depend on what I'm smuggling; if it was about drugs or weapons, I'd probably prefer thief).
I'm not very good with money, so loan shark is out.
All the others I'd be morally opposed to.

 

[Gabanuka]

I love assassins in all ways shapes and forms, so I'd like to be one of them.

 

[Jharry5]

Either a thief or an assassin, as I have a tendancy to melt into crowds and I can be silent...

 

[Danpascooch]

I want to be a Ocean's 11 type criminal

Criminal, but classy, a classy asshole

A classhole

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Where is the option for "Trench coat flasher"?

 

[Discord]

A Good Theif,

Don't really like killing people but knocking them out would be no problem for me. Sure I steal but it's from people that dont deserve there wealth.

 

[cartzo]

i know he was supposed to be the bad guy, but all the way through the film and books "silence of the lambs" and "hannible" i was right behind lecter, so i've voted serial killer.

 

[Jedoro]

Assassin

Let me kill people for money, but give me the freedom to say no. And if you get mad, I'll kill you.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I would be an assassin so awesome I would shame Murdoc (cookie for the reference)

 

[Kellerb]

assassin. because its cool.

 

[Monocle Man]

Gentlemen vigilante. I would illegally bring justice to all you criminals while wearing a fancy suit!

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Lone Hitman

Meaning I dont work for anyone, meaning I am not part of any mafia organization at all.

Or a Weapons dealer

 

[issacization]

assassin but i would steal anything i find on them.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Extremely predictable that assassin would win the poll...

Personally, I'd be a loanshark. Not as 'cool' as some of the other options maybe, but a lot more practical. Mobster would be my 2nd choice, as long as I'm not just some mook.