Poll: What kind of criminal suits you best?

[mmkorn22]

I'd be a thief. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone.

But if I were to suddenly become a sociopath, I'd be a serial killer. It'd be fun finding new ways of killing people. Only bad people, of course.

 

[ACM_Shadow]

Assassin, go in kill someone, {frame someone else (possibly)} and vanish.
worst comes to worst, kill them from at least 1000 meters away with a sniper rifle, messy but safe. Also i already am very sneaky/stealthy, and i am always thinking of random destructive/deadly things.

 

[Dancingman]

Embezzler/con artist, Bernie Madoff was a horrible person, but damn, that's a lot of cash.

 

[Bob the Average]

i'd go assassin but only because arsonist isn't on there. I couldn't be a drug dealer or a mafia don because i'd be too worried everyone was a cop.

EDIT:I like the arsonist thing just because i like to cause a little chaos and havoc every now and then.

 

[Lordpils]

Theif, no need for violence and I get a chance to show how much smarter I am then a security system designer and the local police.

 

[Spaghetti]

A little bit of Organised crime would do me nicely. Bribe a few officials, get some fingers in some pies and let the money roll in without getting you hands dirty (well, maybe a few sticky fingers).

And as we all know, if your a mobster: Pay your friggen taxes. It's better not being caught and paying the people trying to stop you, than being sent down for bloody tax evasion.

 

[Insanum]

the best[/I] kind of criminal is one behind bars.

But if i HAD to pick, I'd be a crazy murderer.

 

[FurthestLocutus]

I think an assassin would suit me best, because as I sit there in class surrounded by people that hate me I've learned to live by the mentality of "Have a way to kill everyone you meet," to quote the sniper.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Thief or assassin. Those two are the most appealing.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Thief, without a doubt. In pretty much every RPG I play, my inner kleptomaniac comes out.

 

[little.09]

i thought there would be hacker choice but yeah hacker and thief

EDIT and con man

 

[WeedWorm]

Drug dealer I guess because.... I like drugs.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Thief.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

 

[Silver]

I'd head up a squad of international, political vigilantes, and probably be branded as a terrorist.

 

[Lieju]

A scientist doing some illegal and unethical research.

 

[Terrik]

Really funny how people can see themselves as a serial killer/assassin. Like "Ok, I'll be a serial killer cuz it's 2 kewl 4 skewl lolz." Your opinion will hopefully change after your first murder, or you'll just be the next John Gacy.. That's cool..right?

 

[Tartarga]

Assasin, so badass.

 

[Mellow Rain]

Why a sly theif of course, it's how i played games like oblivion, always the assasin/thief style character

 

[Queen Michael]

Jaywalker. Any day now, it might happen. I'm undpredictable and dangerous!