This.Dys said:Boring location, even though I hated San Andreas it was a somewhat unique location and vice city was stunning. Lack of obvious humor, what happened to all the cheesy posters, elvis impersonators and the like? The soundtrack was unengaging, though I didn't really give it much of a chance.
The gameplay was far more solid than any other GTA game since the old top down ones, but it wasn't really backed up by any particularly zany missions (the only one I can even remember is the bank robery mission). It really did focus far too much on the characterization which was never a strong part of the GTA series. It was also a lot less free because of it (you could no longer buy properties, you had to work through the properties to attain them).
Overall, it moved away from the light hearted tongue in cheek attitude of the old GTA games and went for something grittier and more realistic, that ruined it (at least for me).
I miss the ridiculously cartoony glorification of drugs, murder and violence. AND LAZLO! All he got this time around was a lousy 2-minute skit.
When I first started playing the game I thought it was great. It started out like any other GTA game - doing lame escort missions, as a prologue before the REAL fun kicks in. Soon you'd travel out of the grey suburban areas and into more spectacular locations, buy the entire state with coke-money, travel around the sky in floating death-fortresses and blow sh*t up, slap people silly with dildos, bang hooker, then kill the hooker and have your money back, customize cars, and... etc.
But that stuff never came, and that's why I think the game is crap.