Poll: What would you do against impossible odds?

[Kathinka]

"Make some kind of escape attempt"

Fuck it, I like being alive *runs away*

ture dat! there must be SOME means of cheating or escaping...and if therer are not, hey, i die a coward maybe, but the brave one would be just as dead, and i at least had a chance^^

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

One thousand strong of your greatest enemies are closing in on you. There is no way out except through this mighty horde. There are no allies at your side to protect you. You have no protection besides the most basic arms and armor. What do you do?

You didn't give an option of "Go crazy and through your insanity come up with an idea no sane mind would think of, then execute this idea and survive the horde of 1000 strong enemies"... So I just went with 'Fight to the end'.
It was either that or 'Commit Suicide' and its like if I;m gong to die anyway I might as well die while attempting to kill those who are causing me to be in a situation where I have to choose between death and death by my own hand.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

...I'd MacGyver something awesome. Because I can.

Damn why didn't I think of that?... Well you know what I'd do? I'd O'Neill my way out of it! Yeah!

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR! So yeah, kick ass until they take me down. I'll die doing what I love.

And I prefer this as battle music:

Spoiler

You read my mind with your choice of battle music!

 

[Trifixion]

Attempt to channel the Viking at Stamford Bridge. Wouldn't help much, no doubt, but at least I would hopefully take a few of them with me.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

Spoiler

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Ditto.

 

[Faraldd]

Throw this song on:

And start preparing.

There's a 1000 plus men trained to kill me, and they're closing in?
Fuck negotiation, how about I try burying their asses.

I have to agree with the song choice, was pretty epic when watching the show, nice reference =).

As for the topic, I'd probably either fight to the very end (cliche, anyone?) or try some sort of escape attempt, depending in what situation I'd be in. Ooor just stand there and wait for the inevitable, meh.

 

[himemiya1650]

Take as many of them down as you can before you go. Chances are that it'd be quite crappy to be sent to interrogation and if captured or if you surrender, you'll probably die anyways, its just a matter of when.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I hope a rocket launcher and an Ak-47 are among those basic arms, a horde of enemies would be easily lightened with a few rockets.

Then it gets down to the sandbags and fighting... I would die laughing if I failed and if I won, I'd go loot all their bodies for money and buy myself a damn fine bottle of something nice.

 

[Junkle]

...I'd MacGyver something awesome. Because I can.

Damn why didn't I think of that?... Well you know what I'd do? I'd O'Neill my way out of it! Yeah!

I see. I'd Teal'c my way out. Indeed.

 

[tzimize]

Depends on the odds...

How are the odds for me to succeed...a million to one? Because everyone knows that millions to one chances happen nine out of ten times.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

...I'd MacGyver something awesome. Because I can.

Damn why didn't I think of that?... Well you know what I'd do? I'd O'Neill my way out of it! Yeah!

I see. I'd Teal'c my way out. Indeed.

To be honest I'd probably just Hammond my way out of it (i.e get SG-1 to fight my way out for me). Gen.Hammond is one of the best characters in that show and he is so rarely acknowledged for it.

 

[Junkle]

...I'd MacGyver something awesome. Because I can.

Damn why didn't I think of that?... Well you know what I'd do? I'd O'Neill my way out of it! Yeah!

I see. I'd Teal'c my way out. Indeed.

To be honest I'd probably just Hammond my way out of it (i.e get SG-1 to fight my way out for me). Gen.Hammond is one of the best characters in that show and he is so rarely acknowledged for it.

Good point. He is kind of underappreciated, considering he adds so much authenticity to that show.

 

[TheRealGoochman]

Pull a Maximusesqe escape plan and sneak out, then return with an army of my own.......like he wanted to do in Gladiator......but this plan will actually work

 

[VanityGirl]

I would try to fight I guess.
I would build a pitfall trap and when they charge at me, a few would fall into sharpened sticks at the bottom.

I would kick people in the nads and I would poke people in the eyes. If I'm going down, I'm going to fight dirty and take as many with me as possible.

 

[2xDouble]

I think this song says it all:
...or something else clever to give myself an advantage.

 

[ethaninja]

Take as many as I can with me.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Beep boop... Predator nuke activated.

 

[FalloutJack]

HAH! None of these! I have a better solution! I SHALL...

Have lunch.

*Record-scratching sound* [http://www.remixmydemo.com/RMX-SCRATCH-9.wav]

Yup! Lunch! Confuse the enemy by explaining that it's my union break and getting them all to follow suit.