Poll: What would you do against impossible odds?

[ThePostalGamer]

Fight until I can't any more, then on the brink of death, detonate whatever explosive device I may happen to have at the time.

If I'm going down, I'm taking as many of those bastards with me as I can.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Fuck this shit, who wants some toast?

Was that your intended reaction?

 

[sylekage]

It depends is it the old sword and shield fighting to the death? or pure gun battle? If it was swords I'd dual wield and take as many with me, if it was guns I'd go until there was one bullet, and try to dig up enough courage to end it.

 

[Rack]

Why does everyone here think they are such incredible warriors? A thousand guys? Taking down as many as possible is going to be zero.

 

[Shadeovblack]

I shall fight till the end. If I should die, what difference does it make? they would kill me anyway. But if I win? I would be a god among men, and no man would stand against me.

 

[Beastialman]

Acquire one of their costumes, set a trap and get into their ranks then slip away.

 

[Soods]

Escape and wait for a better day

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

One thousand strong of your greatest enemies are closing in on you. There is no way out except through this mighty horde. There are no allies at your side to protect you. You have no protection besides the most basic arms and armor. What do you do?

Here's the reality - I'd be utterly screwed. If you want to valiantly throw your life away, you may expect at best to take a few dozen with you. Evasion is almost certainly the best reaction in such a circumstance - after all, you can do quite a bit more good alive than as a corpse.

 

[coldshadow]

if they have guns then I would attempt something despite the low low odds. if they dont then I would fight as many as I can

 

[Pegghead]

I'd ask them if we could settle this over tea and biscuits. If not then I'll try to convince them that I am like a God amongst users on 4chan and in protection of their facebook profiles they shall surely flee.

 

[Shjade]

One thousand strong of your greatest enemies are closing in on you. There is no way out except through this mighty horde. There are no allies at your side to protect you. You have no protection besides the most basic arms and armor. What do you do?

I resort to witty banter and confusion. It's my best defense. Like I know what to do with a sword? No, screw that - I'll make them laugh until they decide hey he's not such a bad guy after all. Eventually they'll offer to let me join them and we'll go on a delightful rampage around the world.

Eventually I'll die of old age with some terrible guilt over my past actions, but I enjoy a good guilt trip while dying, so that's okay.

 

[ottenni]

Demand i fight between their worst man and your worst man. As you are your only man it will be you versus the suckiest of them, hopefully evening out the odds.

 

[Kaltazraza]

I would get a weapon, and start charging at them while yelling in insanity.

 

[JohnTomorrow]

One thousand strong of your greatest enemies are closing in on you. There is no way out except through this mighty horde. There are no allies at your side to protect you. You have no protection besides the most basic arms and armor. What do you do?

Take one last drag of my cigarette, drawing my sword as I do. I flick the butt away with my forefinger and thumb and, cracking my neck to the side, utter my final words...

"...Is that all you got?"

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I'd fight as many as I could before being incapacitated and dying, at which point I start singing "still alive"

 

[ACHVDragon]

Depends. Am i holding the button to the secret nuke directly underneath us?
Or do i have the one item they want and are only after?
Or (and this is my favorite), am i the main 'evil' guy, in which case i always have that trick to kill many of them even when doomed (like when i die i release some sort of deadly power over them or the land or the animals etc. etc., like Sauron)

So to summarize, i fight to the end while preparing my final evil. And my final breath is that of a malicious laugh.

Edit: I realize that every main evil guy has devoted 'followers'. And those followers always wish to bring me back, nudge nudge wink wink. Whose up for saving their lord to conquer and enslave while getting a reward, hmmmmmm?

 

[foodmaniac]

Maybe I would wallow in despair first, but I guess I would end up coming to my senses and go down fighting. Some of the other options also go against my beliefs (i.e. praying for divine intervention).

 

[Shockolate]

Go beyond that Impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's the Team Gurren way!

 

[Exocet]

I suppose confusing them and leaving counts as making an escape attempt.

Because I picked fight to the end at first,but having put a bit of thought into it,I think I would just strip naked,start air-guitaring while break dancing infront of the enemy,then procede to moonwalk through the enemy's ranks while they stand back,confused as to what the fuck happened.