Poll: What would you do if you could pause time?

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Nu-Hir

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Fraught said:
The concept of time travel is hazy to me, but I'd assume that computers could be used. I'd play a lot.
The way I see it, if you're stopping time, everything mechanical would stop unless you act upon it. So a car won't start, a computer won't turn on, water won't flow, a faucet won't provide water, etc. But you could move a crank, twist the top off of a bottle, open a door, etc. Unless, of course, you were emitting a time dilation field, and time inside of your field continued, but was stopped outside of it, then you'd be able to do just that.
 

Pegghead

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AWC Viper said:
Pegghead said:
ROB SWEDEN!
why sweden?
ARR ME FELLOW MATEY, SWEDEN BE A TIPPIN' WITH THA LOOT! (Today's talk like a pirate day, basically it's got an excellent economy, alot of historical goods and well, it's fucking Sweden)
 

T-Bone24

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If you stopped time, you'd be blind, as light would be stopped as well. /arrogance

But to play along, I'd probably steal stuff, just cause I can. Or pull down people's trousers in a densely populated public gathering. The humiliation will be funny and such.
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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I'd find a couple having sex. Pause time. Pull the man away and carry him along to another couple having sex. Then I'd place the "stolen" man just behind the guy from the other couple... Then I'd start time again.

Hehe, Im evil that way. XD
 

Housebroken Lunatic

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Pegghead said:
AWC Viper said:
Pegghead said:
ROB SWEDEN!
why sweden?
ARR ME FELLOW MATEY, SWEDEN BE A TIPPIN' WITH THA LOOT! (Today's talk like a pirate day, basically it's got an excellent economy, alot of historical goods and well, it's fucking Sweden)
Dude, I live here and I can tell you that you're wrong about the economy. For chrissake a normal "Svensson" (Swedish term for "Average Joe") can't even order a meal at McDonalds in Norway these days without going bankrupt.
 

curty129

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I wouldn't make this public, i can tell you that. You'd have the entire world's population knowing of you and how you can pause time. You'd be the biggest celebrity. An unlimited amount of paparazzi and stalkers, though ofc :D They'd be no problem. Not with my super time stopping kung-fu powars.

But yeah. I'm slightly interested in what it'd be like to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, while time is paused, and see what happens once it's unpaused. Do they get the feeling of pure ecstacy that's built up during the pause in time? Cause if so. Cool. You'd be better at sex than anybody alive.
 

Pegghead

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
Pegghead said:
AWC Viper said:
Pegghead said:
ROB SWEDEN!
why sweden?
ARR ME FELLOW MATEY, SWEDEN BE A TIPPIN' WITH THA LOOT! (Today's talk like a pirate day, basically it's got an excellent economy, alot of historical goods and well, it's fucking Sweden)
Dude, I live here and I can tell you that you're wrong about the economy. For chrissake a normal "Svensson" (Swedish term for "Average Joe") can't even order a meal at McDonalds in Norway these days without going bankrupt.
Really? Oh, I even googled it to see if the economy was stable or not. Perhaps I was mistaking it for Switzerland but I mean, come on, it would have been less funny like ROB SWITZERLAND!
 

Hamster at Dawn

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Pausing time would be such a great power to have because it has so many applications. It effectively allows you to teleport, be invisible and remove the clothes of all women within a 2 mile radius all in one!
 

Kurokami

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TaborMallory said:
(Seriously, what's with all these time-related question threads lately?)

I'd grab some CDs, some vinyl records, some sweet frames for said records, a new CD rack, etc...

Or perhaps some money from those who don't need it. Yeah... I'm not very evil, am I? Although, a real life view of Jessica Alba would be nice...
Really? I'd take money from anyone and everyone, admitedly not all of it but yeah...

I'd do everything and anything i want
 

KaiRai

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I'd do whatever the hell I want, I'd pause time, find a bullet being shot somewhere, put the gun in Cherie Blair's hand, and move the bullet, Cherie Blair and Gorden Brown to outside 10 Downing Street. Then BOOM!!!! Cherie blows Gorden's brains out. Let's see where her human rights laws get her then.
 

Newtilator

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Weeeeeeell
I would cheat in my exams
have a 3 day weekend
Punch every gangsta/crim/***** in the face
win a very big race
Philosophise
Mess with minds
Do all the hobbies ive wanted to do
never get hurt
Always have a perfect, hilarious comeback
Oh, and maybe a bit of ogling.
 

JoshGod

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steal stuff and exact revenge. i mean its not like u can play an online game in paused time can you or any game!

illd steal all games in world and take revenge on several people at school and home oow cant w8 XD

by revenge i mean cut them into bitesize pieces and feed to animals like pigs.
 

Biosophilogical

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I would do it for immortality, at least until i can design a device which works based around my brain waves to 'freeze/unfreeze' anyone or anything i want, giving them immortality aswell, but they can't use my device BTW. Also, I have to focus on it and I cannot freeze myself (as that would suck because there would be no one to unfreeze everyone)

EDIT: After I could do whatever I want, including bring people in and out of time freeze (otherwise I would eventually get bored and this way I never age but still get the benefits of having other human beings around), I would pull funny pranks (and then unfreeze the people and objects involved so I could watch it without aging), manage a large garden (Simply for the pleasure of eating as I would freeze/unfreeze my digestive system to suit the needs for food consumption).

Though I do have a question, how would I get enough food to live forever and how would I have enough energy to move things when time is zero and whenever you divide by zero people say you get infinity??? (don't worry if you don't get the reason for teh divide by zero, it is aimed at people who have done kinematics)
 

Hitman 43

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Control time, the one great superpower.

I would become a superhero and also use freeze time to my advantage in every day life.