Poll: What would you do if you could pause time?

[TacticalAssassin1]

Would you pull pranks on people? Rob banks? Take revenge on that dog that keeps pooping on your lawn? Or just keep it paused forever and live forever? (Assuming you never age when time is paused)
I'd probably do all of the above..

Or this?
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a_bunch_of_rocks.png

 

[KarumaK]

See the thing? I'll take it.

I'd do whatever I wanted, if I could pause time no one could stop me. Think Nero and Caligula but without the throne.

 

[TaborMallory]

(Seriously, what's with all these time-related question threads lately?)

I'd grab some CDs, some vinyl records, some sweet frames for said records, a new CD rack, etc...

Or perhaps some money from those who don't need it. Yeah... I'm not very evil, am I? Although, a real life view of Jessica Alba would be nice...

 

[Mordwyl]

Have epic battles with my nemesis of course.

 

[Insanum]

I cant list all the stuff i'd do, but chances are i'd sleep a hell of a lot.

 

[Gmano]

Everything, sleepmore, do homework, pause time during a test, leave, get a textbook, walk on water etc.

 

[murlo360]

HMMM rape plunder kick police oficers in the balls raid my local game stop for every console and game they have.

 

[slipknot4]

I'd beat the fuck out of a guy named Fredrick, because he's a *****.

 

[NBSRDan]

If I would pause time for the whole universe, nothing, because pausing time would be pointless.
If I would pause time for just myself, skydive at 90 years old without a parachute, then freeze myself a few hundred feet from the ground.
If I would pause time for everything except myself, nothing, because pausing time would cause me to die.

 

[Silver]

I'd sleep with the time stopped, I'd never miss an appointment again, I'd use it to "teleport", to make excellent games without needing to worry about finishing them in time, and work out a lot more, and do more crafts. It'd be real neat.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I'd sleep. Then I'd unpause.

A man cannot live in solitude forever.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

I'd sleep with the time stopped, I'd never miss an appointment again, I'd use it to "teleport", to make excellent games without needing to worry about finishing them in time, and work out a lot more, and do more crafts. It'd be real neat.

Yeah that'd rock

 

[traceur_]

Naughty things of a sexual nature and the procurement of certain items that are not currently in my possession.

EDIT: Also, pause time when I get assignments so I can finish them in an instant, and pause time during exams so I can take a look at everyone's papers so I always get top marks.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Naughty things of a sexual nature and the procurement of certain items that are not currently in my possession.

You sound like my friend. When i asked him, he said 'see that girl over there...?' well, i think you can tell what he said next.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Probably live in a time paused so I can forge records to show I'm the greatest man who ever lived.

 

[Kermi]

I'd steal shit.

Also, grope and strip hot girls.

 

[axia777]

I would rob a bank for a crap load of cash.

And all the guys talking about doing sexual stuff to women when time is frozen are not funny. That would be rape/molestation. Is rape/molestation funny? I fear what you guys are going to do to women in college/other such situations when said women might be too drunk or passed out.