Poll: What would you do if you were bitten by a zombie?

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Heres what happened, you have just been bitten by a zombie (of your choosing) and were able to fight it off. You then saw a news report stating that the infected have 12 hours before the virus completely takes over. What are you going to do in these 12 hours?

my choice, im going to cryo freeze myself and hopefully wait for someone to create a cure one day.

this is my first thread so please forgive some mistakes i may have made.

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

I would just be a better zombie than a tank on the hardest difficulty. Just cuz...

 

[Floppertje]

I'd be the protagonist in the videogame, so rules for normal people don't apply to me. never wondered why everyone who gets bitten in cutscenes turns into a zombie, but the zombies bite you during gameplay and you're fine? I'll just make sure I'll stay the hell away from cutscenes

 

[Astoria]

I'm gonna take down as many zombies as possible before I turn and then get someone to kill me.

 

[Vault101]

what could I do? if I was to be infected then I might just let it run its ocarse provived Im not self aware at that point and I cant feel anything

that or suicide

 

[Paksenarrion]

Well, it depends...if the only way to stay human is to constantly eat people...

Watch out for the cute, raven-haired young woman sobbing eerily alone.

 

[Miles000]

Steal a heap of weapons. Arm my zombie brethren and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[sub]Or go bite people I don't like before they realize I'm infected.[/sub]

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

If how I play zombie games is anything to go by I'll already have been a zombie cultist before I even got bitten.

Rip those 'cades down, smash the gennie and embrace the horde!

Harmanz, ambraz Barhah! Hanh zah nahm ah Ghaan!

 

[Josh Horton]

I had to vote for the Shaun of the Dead reference... One of my favorite movies of all time

 

[madwarper]

Go around biting as many zombies as I can, so they can know how it feels.

Then, maybe become a zombie cannibal (ie. continue eating other zombies).

 

[kasperbbs]

Go on a strict diet and eat only human flesh.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Go around biting as many zombies as I can, so they can know how it feels.

Then, maybe become a zombie cannibal (ie. continue eating other zombies).

Thats the most treasonous thing i have ever heard! lol

Its one thing to eat humans, BUT YOUR OWN KIND!

I just cant imagine the horrors.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Go around biting as many zombies as I can, so they can know how it feels.

Then, maybe become a zombie cannibal (ie. continue eating other zombies).

Heretic!
Grab Bra!nbag, Barg Harmanz, ambraz Barhah!

Zambah nah gah Mrh? Zambah gah grrraaahhh!

 

[WolfThomas]

First things I'll do is tourniquet the area if possible, say on the leg or arm. I'm not just talking tight, I'm talking cuts off the blood and eventually going to die tight. Then apply a shitload of bleach over the area. If I have access to the right tools immediately amputate and cauterise the area if possible. Lock and secure the house or building, turn off all the lights and put a gun by my bed. Then take a huge dose of antibiotics and anti-viral medications and (I'm training to be a doctor so hopefully I'll have some at my practice) hook myself up to some fluids for hydration. Handcuff or ziptie myself to a bed. Take a large dose of sedatives to put myself asleep and hope I wake up alive. If not I shouldn't be an active threat to survivors.

I'm hoping that at somepoint I will have prevented the infection or if possible set up a situation where I might survive long enough for my body to fight it off. For example it is possible, however extremely rare, to survive rabies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milwaukee_protocol

 

[rockera]

go down taking as many as possible, hey if I become one zombie the least I can do is take two down with me to even it up.

 

[Grimlock Fett]

Id find a cure/take the evil dead2 route and remove the bitten body part and replace it with a chainsaw and constantly use awesome one liners!
"Hey ZOMEBIE?!!" *MOAAAAAAN* "Youre DEAD!!" *BOOM*

 

[Flailing Escapist]

I'm going to be a zombie? Fuck everybody! I'm going to hide my bite marks and make sure I'm in the safe house with all you "norms" when I turn.

 

[Nouw]

"Who's laughing now?"