Poll: What would you do if you were bitten by a zombie?

[Scorched_Cascade]

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Wait, if the zombie is going to hug me in a loving way, then I wouldn't need to kill it nor the pack of them. I probably wouldn't of even been bit in the first place- but I could be wrong. You're just an affectionate zombie, and I would have trouble fighting the violent ones off with you holding me >_> Haha.

It was a loose translation Like when you translate from a non-western language to a western one and get only the gist of the sentence.

Hug in urban dead zombie speak has a lot of connotations but the essence of it is a loving hug from a zombie=zombie gives you bear hug and 'accidentally' bites you in the face.

 

[teqrevisited]

If it was on an arm or other extremity (apart from head of course) I'd hack it off quick in the hope that no circulation means no infection. If it wasn't, dynamite me up I'm goin out with a bang!

 

[Rinji]

I'd kill myself. It's that simple... I always wanted to know whether there is an afterlife or not anyway.

 

[BoredDragon]

I'm going to get myself a purple hoodie. If I'm going to be a zombie, I'm going to be a hunter

 

[Cazza]

Sacrifice myself by killing a shit load of zombies to save my group.

Or if im alone/ don't need to sacrifice myself.

Clear a room of everything and write on the walls outside my story and not to come in for others safety.

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

I would max out my credit cards and tell my creditors to go f*ck themselves.
or
get with the scabbiest, NASTIEST hooker I could find... What's the worst that could happen?

zombie STDs maybe?