Poll: What would you do if you were bitten by a zombie?

[Laser Priest]

Reprimand the zombie and relieve him of his arms until I believe he is allowed to have them back.

 

[Miles000]

Go around biting as many zombies as I can, so they can know how it feels.

Then, maybe become a zombie cannibal (ie. continue eating other zombies).

Heretic!
Grab Bra!nbag, Barg Harmanz, ambraz Barhah!

Zambah nah gah Mrh? Zambah gah grrraaahhh!

Good to see I'm not the only one who will embrace the zombie way.

PURGE THE CLEAN!

I mean....grrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaagh

Edit: Inject myself with with lots of nitro glycerin and sneak up on a survivor.
Creeper style.

 

[Frotality]

put on riot gear, inject myself with steroids, and drinking alot of energy drinks. im making those damn survivors work for it damnit.

 

[Halceon]

First things I'll do is tourniquet the area if possible, say on the leg or arm. I'm not just talking tight, I'm talking cuts off the blood and eventually going to die tight. Then apply a shitload of bleach over the area. If I have access to the right tools immediately amputate and cauterise the area if possible. Lock and secure the house or building, turn off all the lights and put a gun by my bed. Then take a huge dose of antibiotics and anti-viral medications and (I'm training to be a doctor so hopefully I'll have some at my practice) hook myself up to some fluids for hydration. Handcuff or ziptie myself to a bed. Take a large dose of sedatives to put myself asleep and hope I wake up alive. If not I shouldn't be an active threat to survivors.

I'm hoping that at somepoint I will have prevented the infection or if possible set up a situation where I might survive long enough for my body to fight it off. For example it is possible, however extremely rare, to survive rabies. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milwaukee_protocol

This is exactly what I thought of the moment I saw the thread. Tourniquet, disinfect and fight it to the end.

 

[Aphex Demon]

Shaunofthedead, was my answer. Lol.

 

[vviki]

Drink a healing potion obviously. Then move away and kill the zombie with a fire spell, most likely Inferno.

 

[Tomo Stryker]

I would freakin rage at my own stupidity of being bitten so early in the epidemic. I wanted to survive longer! Go to the nearest gun shop that hasn't been raided, arm myself decently and start shooting the living dead until I had no more bullets!

 

[Shockolate]

If it was a limb, I'd probably try to shoot/cut it off in panic.

If not, CHARGE!

 

[joshuaayt]

Twelve hours? That's a long time. I wonder how quickly it spreads? Might have enough time for amputation- death by blood loss is better than zombification anyway.

If I were bitten on, like, my neck or something, though? Well, I couldn't ask someone close to me to kill me- I assume it would upset them too much. I mean, I kinda hope it would.

I don't know. Hopefully it won't come up.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

*snipped*

Harh harh harh! Grab h!m Mah Zambah hag h!m .Bang-bang nah zahgh h!m (translation from death rattle: hahaha, My zombie is going to hug you lovingly. Guns will not save you.)

Heretic!
Grab Bra!nbag, Barg Harmanz, ambraz Barhah!

Zambah nah gah Mrh? Zambah gah grrraaahhh!

Good to see I'm not the only one who will embrace the zombie way.

PURGE THE CLEAN!

I mean....grrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaagh

Edit: Inject myself with with lots of nitro glycerin and sneak up on a survivor.
Creeper style.

h!m g!a grh mah zambah z!anz habganna mah brazzah (translation from death rattle: He who stands with me shall be my brother)

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Get as much explosives on my body as I can, set them for 12 hours, and go fuck up some zombies with my BEAR HANDS!!!

 

[ellistoner]

I would just run around infecting everyone that I hate because I'm a terrible, terrible person.

After i've done all that, it'd have to be the "ask someone close to you to tie you up in their shed and have them play video games with zombie you" option, but it'd have to be accompanied by some decent music...

Braaaaaainnnnssss.

 

[Moromillas]

If I could take down just a few, it might give someone else a fighting chance.

 

[AdamG3691]

is there an option of "shrug it off and pyroblast the thing, then continue on your already-undead way"?

FOR SYLVANAS!

if not, "ravage the living and hope you at least get promoted to a death knight for your atrocities"
FOR THE SCOURGE!

 

[Brightzide]

Okay, heres my explaination for 'Other'...Go to McDonalds and wait to transform. The way I see it, if you turn on a full stomach, your innate hunger for brains and flesh wont be as strong for abit. Giving survivors a head start. And then, the real fun begins. Catchy Catchy Bitey Bitey action. Awwww yeah brains Yeah!

 

[minimacker]

I'd hook up with another survivor and suddenly blurt out;

"I, for one, welcome our new undead overlords." and then turn on him/her.

 

[ethan22122]

I would go down in an awesome blaze of glory. If I could get to somewhere with cryogenic storage, I'd probably try to get there though.

 

[Adrian Madhog]

I would endure the transformation out of sheer curiosity (I've got nothing better to do during the Apocalypse)... once I realize of the new "life" possibilities of being an undead and that all the so-called "common knowledge" about zombies turns out to be a bunch of bollocks, I would join the Zombie Revolution lead by that black zombie gas station guy in George Romero's "Land of the Dead" and make humanity aknowledge our existance!
FREEDOM!

Seriously, though... I'm kind of annoyed by all these retarded zombies invading ALL sorts of media everywhere.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Recruitment poster for the cult (apologies MotA but us Undeadites don't have our own version Rnrarrrh!):

I'm gonna take down as many zombies as possible before I turn and then get someone to kill me.

Gabba gabba BANG! (Translation: Zombie Idiom- Mouthy human trips over his own weapon and shoots himself.)

 

[fatmrbunko]

i would eat people... thats what bitten people do right