Poll: What would you do if you were bitten by a zombie?
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I've actually had a dream like this before. Anyhow, long story short I showed remarkable intelligence as an undead (much more than Bub) and I could still figure out complex puzzles, using tools, etc so I guided and led my undead brethren helping them past obstacles that normally would thwart their progress and lead them to the tasty living and eventually helping them overrun the state.
first enjoy what remains of my life by slaughtering, drinking, eating and at the sign where the infection starts to take over suicide.
if it doesn't manage to take over i will just live my life as normal.
if it doesn't manage to take over i will just live my life as normal.
Call me spiteful (or a team player, depending on which side your on now!), but a good few augmentations could make me a much better zombie! First things first, a good helmet, something like the Maska-1Sch [http://www.airsoftnews.fr/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/maska-1-550x412.jpg], would make those pesky headshots a thing of the past. No need to risk loosing it, so sealing myself in would probably be worth a few minutes. Then something like knife-hands, or a way to look slightly less zombie-ey from a distance, so people will try to get close and find out if I'm a zombie or not, rather than trying to pick me off from a distance.
Then I'd probably spend my remaining time enjoying being a zombie. I could probably infiltrate a group of survivors while still being able to pass myself off as human, and find a way to infect them. Then break a few barricades or something. (That's what people do in the zombie apocalypse, right? Build barricades? I mean, it's not part of my plan, but that's what other people do, right?). Finally, I'd pre-record a radio message about survival, put it on repeat and broadcast it somewhere near me, to make sure plenty of meat comes my way =)
Then I'd probably spend my remaining time enjoying being a zombie. I could probably infiltrate a group of survivors while still being able to pass myself off as human, and find a way to infect them. Then break a few barricades or something. (That's what people do in the zombie apocalypse, right? Build barricades? I mean, it's not part of my plan, but that's what other people do, right?). Finally, I'd pre-record a radio message about survival, put it on repeat and broadcast it somewhere near me, to make sure plenty of meat comes my way =)
Yeah, actually this. Protagonist immunity FTW!Floppertje said:I'd be the protagonist in the videogame, so rules for normal people don't apply to me. never wondered why everyone who gets bitten in cutscenes turns into a zombie, but the zombies bite you during gameplay and you're fine? I'll just make sure I'll stay the hell away from cutscenes
Otherwise, I'll get to work hiring an orchestra to follow me around playing the tank music once I turn.
Before I turn, incapacitate the survivors amongst my friends and families so I have a supply of brains ready for when I turn.
Quite frankly I'm disgusted by people who want to kill as many zombies as possible.
Your a zombie now, there is no fighting it, so don't try.
Apart from the one that bit me, (I'd bite it back) these zombies are your new family.
It will be a world without social standing. Everyone is truly equal. Money is no longer required.
Your a zombie now, there is no fighting it, so don't try.
Apart from the one that bit me, (I'd bite it back) these zombies are your new family.
It will be a world without social standing. Everyone is truly equal. Money is no longer required.
If there was a way to cure it or possibly just live with it without turning, I'd do it.
If not... snuff it >.>
If not... snuff it >.>
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I'm going to tell my family and friends that I love them. Spend time with who I can, clear up any unfinished business that I can. And then I would kill myself so's not to become a part of the problem plaguing the Earth.
I'm going to tell my family and friends that I love them. Spend time with who I can, clear up any unfinished business that I can. And then I would kill myself so's not to become a part of the problem plaguing the Earth.
I wanna be the very best, the best there ever was, to catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!!..
Errmm wait forget the bit about catching and training, but the rest will be my motto as a zombie.
Errmm wait forget the bit about catching and training, but the rest will be my motto as a zombie.
I would rip the zombies head off, then calmly explain, in zombie, that i had ``zombie...ism´´ when i was younger and is now immune! Then i would go berzerk, dragon style, on the rest of them to punish them for their insolence, i mean bite me? how dare they?
I'd jump off a roof aiming my head at the ground, could also either shoot myself, or drown myself in my backyard lake.