Poll: What would you Evil Overlord base be?

[Pyro Paul]

a military grade secret bunker with a fully functional steel mill as a front. it serves so many purpouses as a steel mill is always useful.

produce weapons for my troops.
My Thugs would be burly steel workers.
hot sweaty concubines.
be a legal front and ligitimate reason for my growing wealth
hot... sweaty concubines...
easy untracable way to get rid of evidence... just throw it in the molten steel... it is so hot it Vaporizes human flesh before it even contacts it.
hot... sweaty... concubines...

 

[Virgilthepagan]

Castle's nice, but being the shameless hippy that I am I think I'd live in the center of a dark and mystical forest with man eating fire breathing mahogany trees.

 

[Baldry]

In a volcano...Muhahaha...I like it hot.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

A spaceship.


Then if I ever became Dr. Robotnik, I could have an epic opening scene like Sonic Unleashed's.

 

[AssassinJoe]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Ummmm non magnetic spaceship so.... mwaahahahahahahaha ZAP!

*BUZZ* Laser shield! Followed by ORBITAL HOMING MISSILE BARRAGE!

again, Top That!

Aha my advanced AI scrambling field reprograms your homing missle barrage & sends them right back at you & while all that is happening my unstoppable alien & droid armies attack from all angles. so once again MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA & another ZAP or two just for good measure.

AHA! You have fallen right into my trap! With my advanced computer systems, I regain control of the missiles and use them to wipeout your "unstoppable" alien & droid armies. And while I'm doing that, my agents who have spent years infiltrating your organization make their move and activate the 30 seconds long timer on the inter-dimensional bombs they have placed all over your ship! And after all that, I use my own base's sheilds to redirect your "Zap" right back at you! Your move!

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's made of titanium, so magnet = fail.

Fine then, GROUND TO SPACE TACTICAL NUKE MISSLE GO! So there.

-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-

That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!

 

[gigastar]

Id create my own dimension which I have total control over. And unlike the anti-spirals from Tengen-Toppa Guren-Lagaan I WILL drop the biggest mallet I have on anyone who thinks they can beat me.

If that doesnt work:
1. Create magical and technological utopia
2. Use the various results to turn it into a giant doom fortress
3. THEN create the alternate dimension

 

[AssassinJoe]

A subterranean fortress hidden in plain sight just below a huge city. There would be a castle and a moat of lava. Not sure how that would work but I'm evil dammit. Maybe I'll have the place under Dallas or, Phoenix. The heat of the lava won't be as noticed I assume.

Wait wait wait..... How can a subterrranean fortress be in plain sight? It'd be underground!

Not to say it's a bad idea but..... it seems you're a little split on your choice.

The entrances I mean. Kinda like the phone booth that takes people into the Ministry of Magic.

Oh, ok.

I retract my statement.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Death Star, but I'd cover up that hole with a hatch or something.

Also, more point-defense turrets and ship-ship weapons than you can shake a stick at (I'm thinking 40k weapons here -> autocannons, nova cannons, bombardment cannons, lascannons, etc.)

 

[Emilox The Great]

mine would be a huge tower like structure. in another dimension. and then i would create an army of EVIL! and no its not going to be an army of zombies. they smell. im talking DEMONS! think about it, demons got succubi. Rawr

 

[AssassinJoe]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Is your giant magnet a big horseshoe magnet and does it have the word "Acme" written on it anywhere?

Anyway, I'd also go with the giant spaceship. Fear my immense battleship of doom!!

As a matter of fact, yes it is an ACME magnet. I live in a tower of doom, what I do doesn't have to make sense.

Man, I'm getting in trouble with quite a few people on this forum.

 

[wrecker77]

Just go the superjail route and build it inside a volcano, INSIDE another volcano. And then add a dash of psychonaughts and hide that inside the mind of the person trying to find the lair. Ingenious.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I love elaborate, complicated and large underground bases. WOO!

 

[loc978]

A looming Dark Tower atop an old abandoned castle mounted to a huge spaceship of immense power buried in the crust of the earth forming an elaborate base under a volcano with a gigantic palace made of marble and gold at its base, of course.

 

[Eumersian]

I would have the old abandoned castle, but would proceed to spruce it up and make it look really intimidating overlooking the English countryside. It would be more like a spaceship on the inside, but on the outside it would be a medieval castle.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Tall, spindly, many-spired castle on top of a spindly crag

With, like, a bunch of sciencey-steampunk stuff stickign out...like...an observatory!

 

[Mr Fixit]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Ummmm non magnetic spaceship so.... mwaahahahahahahaha ZAP!

*BUZZ* Laser shield! Followed by ORBITAL HOMING MISSILE BARRAGE!

again, Top That!

Aha my advanced AI scrambling field reprograms your homing missle barrage & sends them right back at you & while all that is happening my unstoppable alien & droid armies attack from all angles. so once again MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA & another ZAP or two just for good measure.

AHA! You have fallen right into my trap! With my advanced computer systems, I regain control of the missiles and use them to wipeout your "unstoppable" alien & droid armies. And while I'm doing that, my agents who have spent years infiltrating your organization make their move and activate the 30 seconds long timer on the inter-dimensional bombs they have placed all over your ship! And after all that, I use my own base's sheilds to redirect your "Zap" right back at you! Your move!

I knew of your spyS all along so your bombs never went off & now your spys are being launched at your pathetic tower. And any good evil overlord will make sure his own weapons can't do any harm to his own ship so MWAAHAHAHAHAHA, oh & about my armies, well meh i can make more.

Hmmmm i see a stalemate coming & i also see that you are doing battle with another evil overlord so I will take my leave, you can have New Jersey. Oh & one last ZAP as a parting gift.

MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ryai458]

A volcano that explodes dead kittens and puppies, evil enough?

 

[quantum mechanic]

It would be a spaceship of immense power, but it would look like the worthless skeleton of an old ship.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Hmmmm i see a stalemate coming & i also see that you are doing battle with another evil overlord so I will take my leave, you can have New Jersey. Oh & one last ZAP as a parting gift.

MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I SAID IT'S NOT NEW JERSEY!!!

We will continue our game of chess some other time then. Also enough with the Zaps, it's just sad now.