Poll: What would you Evil Overlord base be?

[Queen Michael]

The Death Star.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

My spaceship overlord base, it will be awesome [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrIFIjTGt0]

 

[BlackStar42]

Mars. I have an entire planet on which to base my Legions of Terror and various superweapons on!

 

[Madara XIII]

As The Title says I pose a question to you. If you were an Evil Overlord what would your base be?
I would have a castle.

HeheheeheMwahahahaha

A dark Looming castle in a dead and bleak black landscape! Sure it may stick out a bit, but I am a villain of Esquisite tastes.

I dare anyone brave enough to enter this Hellhole!! Gahahahaha

Or this Creepy Bit

Or the Piece De Resistance!!

 

[teutonicman]

Death Star hands down.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/stylecouncil/2010/01/19/death-star-1.jpg

 

[Atmos Duality]

I have a real world location picked out already.
And I'm not an "Evil Overlord". I'm a "Benevolent Dictator" with a more Liberal interpretation of Criminal Justice.

Is that so wrong?

Obama? Is that you?

Cheeky.

 

[nuba km]

a different dimension which has a portal which can lead anywhere and I have another portal letting me go back into my dimension but it disappears when I go through it. meaning I can use to get anywhere when I want also this would make it incredibly hard to break into.

 

[Spacelord]

A missile silo [http://www.missilebases.com/].

Because it might actually be possible in real life

 

[Captain Pirate]

Castle. Simple, effective.
Definately not a Spaceship, cool as that would be.
Too easily do they get destroyed, what with their 2m wide chutes leading directly to their cores.

 

[zfactor]

-snip-

-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-

That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!

hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.

 

[masseyguy911]

An elaborate, and large, base hidden deep beneath the earth. The entrances would be scattered and hidden in plain view.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

In a volcano. Just like Dagoth Ur.
Also, I'll build a second Numidium using the profane tools of Kragenac and the heart of Lorkhan. WIth it I shall drive the mogrel dogs of the Empire from my homeland.

 

[Hosker]

I would have a dark tower in a land of shadow, as you get the land as well as the tower!

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Probably a base on the Moon or the bottom of the ocean (ala Rapture)
But a dark castle would be much more cost-effective and wouldn't have the danger of blowing up/flooding if so much as one error is made.

 

[The Bum]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Moon base. If you try to blow up the moon you'll fuck up the tides and who knows what else causing mass hytsteria and lot's of deaths. Therefore CAN'T TOUCH ME! (insert annoying music here)

 

[BlumiereBleck]

A solid white castle in the middle of my own dimension.

 

[shadowice558]

A subterranean fortress hidden in plain sight just below a huge city. There would be a castle and a moat of lava. Not sure how that would work but I'm evil dammit. Maybe I'll have the place under Dallas or, Phoenix. The heat of the lava won't be as noticed I assume.

god damnit stop giving umbrella corp ideas.

 

[darth gditch]

Why I already rule from my Doom Fortress in an extra-dimensional pocket of space.

Or rather my room.

 

[Paksenarrion]

A worldship, powered by a micro-singularity. It is literally a small world onto itself.