Poll: What would you Evil Overlord base be?

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Arctodus_Simus

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Mountain Base: Hollowed out mountain FTW!

EightGaugeHippo said:
In a volcano. Just like Dagoth Ur.
Also, I'll build a second Numidium using the profane tools of Kragenac and the heart of Lorkhan. WIth it I shall drive the mogrel dogs of the Empire from my homeland.
.....or this :)
 

Cpu46

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In the center of a LONG DEAD volcano, with extra precautions taken just in case somehow through the power of friendship the protagonists get it working again. I also will never shout any cliched villain line for the same reason. Mother nature has a way of breaking things that I may not want broken at dramatic moments like that.
 

De Ronneman

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Exactly like the title says:

Inside an overlord [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090220033336/starcraft/images/3/39/Overlord_SC2_DevRend2.jpg], MWAAHAAA

*cough cough*
 

MetaMop

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Jan 27, 2010
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A spaceship sounds nice, but I'm gonna have to go with a Dark Tower.
Firstly because I love the Dark Tower series. And secondly, I'm nostalgic.
Though thinking about it, would a TV and a 360 really 'fit' in a dark tower of evil? It would have to all be thrones and butterys and medieval crap to really set the scene. Plus, no outlet sockets in Mordor, but I'm sure there's a ring for that.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Fools! You thought the moon was an innocent, harmless spectacle in the sky when really its my base! My servants have completed installing the continent laser, a weapon capable of cutting thought the Earth's crust. I'm holding North America ransom >:D

[sub][sub]Also for mobile operations I've got a Super Star Destroyer on standby![/sub][/sub]
 

AssassinJoe

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zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
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AssassinJoe said:
-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-
That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!
hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.
Ha joke's on you, because as you were using your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.
Sorry for the massive delay, had to go to class...

Anyway, I send a few dozen star destroyers to destroy your tractor beam and blockade earth to keep you from getting help from your alien friends. So the moon is on its way unless you can counter my star destroyers!
Hhhhmmmmmmm.......... I don't know how I'm going to stop that..........

Oh wait, yes I do! Because I was expecting it! Which is why I have placed thousands of my top agents all over your star destroyer fleet. They have taken over two thirds of your fleet and have successfully disabled your tractor beam. As the last of your fleet fight to regain control of the other ships, I send out a message to my allies, The Borg! Their ships arrive and jam your communications, leaving your forces scattered and divided! Now begins the most epic space battle of all time!
 

Axzarious

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Feb 18, 2010
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My fortress would be in a nondescript location, devoid of anything interesting and will be a confortably furnished apartment with nothing extravigant typical to the average gamer nerd living on his own. Any contact I have my organizations will be through secure electronic communications, or as a janitor or health inspector. Aside from being a location that nobody would suspect the head of the organization to live in, it would be quite secure, with the neccecary precautions taken in the remote chance that anybody has any reason to try to spy or intrude upon me.

My other fortresses will be merely decoys of numerous builds that also contribute back to society through numerous means. One example being that the numerous minions for guards and labour will vastly reduce the unemployment rate.
 

zfactor

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AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-
That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!
hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.
Ha joke's on you, because as you were using your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.
Sorry for the massive delay, had to go to class...

Anyway, I send a few dozen star destroyers to destroy your tractor beam and blockade earth to keep you from getting help from your alien friends. So the moon is on its way unless you can counter my star destroyers!
Hhhhmmmmmmm.......... I don't know how I'm going to stop that..........

Oh wait, yes I do! Because I was expecting it! Which is why I have placed thousands of my top agents all over your star destroyer fleet. They have taken over two thirds of your fleet and have successfully disabled your tractor beam. As the last of your fleet fight to regain control of the other ships, I send out a message to my allies, The Borg! Their ships arrive and jam your communications, leaving your forces scattered and divided! Now begins the most epic space battle of all time!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Executor and a hundred star destroyers (the fleet I haven't deployed yet, that's why I only sent a few dozen star destroyers :p
vs
The Borg and a few dozen star destroyers and a evil tower

Should be intense, considering the moon is now on its way (my tractor beam was holding it up, remember?)

Loser get hit by the moon!
 

AssassinJoe

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Oct 1, 2010
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zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-
That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!
hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.
Ha joke's on you, because as you were using your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.
Sorry for the massive delay, had to go to class...

Anyway, I send a few dozen star destroyers to destroy your tractor beam and blockade earth to keep you from getting help from your alien friends. So the moon is on its way unless you can counter my star destroyers!
Hhhhmmmmmmm.......... I don't know how I'm going to stop that..........

Oh wait, yes I do! Because I was expecting it! Which is why I have placed thousands of my top agents all over your star destroyer fleet. They have taken over two thirds of your fleet and have successfully disabled your tractor beam. As the last of your fleet fight to regain control of the other ships, I send out a message to my allies, The Borg! Their ships arrive and jam your communications, leaving your forces scattered and divided! Now begins the most epic space battle of all time!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Executor and a hundred star destroyers (the fleet I haven't deployed yet, that's why I only sent a few dozen star destroyers :p
vs
The Borg and a few dozen star destroyers and a evil tower

Should be intense, considering the moon is now on its way (my tractor beam was holding it up, remember?)

Loser get hit by the moon!
Sssssoooooooooooo...............wanna call it a draw or carry on until one of us dies from old age?
 

Trivun

Stabat mater dolorosa
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Underground. Easy to fortify against digging attacks, with steel walls and whatnot (also helps prevent the tunnels from collapsing), and exceptionally easy to defend and hide in provided you plan enough for a siege (which I would, with plenty of supplies and means of growing/butchering food and controlling water supplies). With hidden exits as well, and hidden tunnels, you'd have a decent means of escape if the enemy found you. And it protects against thermo-nuclear attack too, just need to seal off the base from the outside world (with plenty of oxygen supplies if necessary) in case any enemy tries to bomb the shit out of the base with a nuke or set off a biological or chemical weapon nearby.

I've put way too much thought into this, haven't I?
 

Macgyvercas

Spice & Wolf Restored!
Feb 19, 2009
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Evil Overlord Code: Article 171:

I will not locate a base in a volcano, cave, or any other location where it would be ridiculously easy to bypass security by rappelling down from above.
In keeping with this, my base will be on a very large mountain equipped with anti-aircraft guns to keep pesky jets out of my airspace. And I will reguarly have intercept fighters patrol the area to find anything the high powered rader misses.
 

zfactor

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AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-
That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!
hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.
Ha joke's on you, because as you were using your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.
Sorry for the massive delay, had to go to class...

Anyway, I send a few dozen star destroyers to destroy your tractor beam and blockade earth to keep you from getting help from your alien friends. So the moon is on its way unless you can counter my star destroyers!
Hhhhmmmmmmm.......... I don't know how I'm going to stop that..........

Oh wait, yes I do! Because I was expecting it! Which is why I have placed thousands of my top agents all over your star destroyer fleet. They have taken over two thirds of your fleet and have successfully disabled your tractor beam. As the last of your fleet fight to regain control of the other ships, I send out a message to my allies, The Borg! Their ships arrive and jam your communications, leaving your forces scattered and divided! Now begins the most epic space battle of all time!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Executor and a hundred star destroyers (the fleet I haven't deployed yet, that's why I only sent a few dozen star destroyers :p
vs
The Borg and a few dozen star destroyers and a evil tower

Should be intense, considering the moon is now on its way (my tractor beam was holding it up, remember?)

Loser get hit by the moon!
Sssssoooooooooooo...............wanna call it a draw or carry on until one of us dies from old age?
Well, lets call it a the universe just imploded from out tractor beams intersecting.

So lose-lose, not draw...
 

AssassinJoe

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Oct 1, 2010
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zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-
That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!
hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.
Ha joke's on you, because as you were using your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.
Sorry for the massive delay, had to go to class...

Anyway, I send a few dozen star destroyers to destroy your tractor beam and blockade earth to keep you from getting help from your alien friends. So the moon is on its way unless you can counter my star destroyers!
Hhhhmmmmmmm.......... I don't know how I'm going to stop that..........

Oh wait, yes I do! Because I was expecting it! Which is why I have placed thousands of my top agents all over your star destroyer fleet. They have taken over two thirds of your fleet and have successfully disabled your tractor beam. As the last of your fleet fight to regain control of the other ships, I send out a message to my allies, The Borg! Their ships arrive and jam your communications, leaving your forces scattered and divided! Now begins the most epic space battle of all time!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Executor and a hundred star destroyers (the fleet I haven't deployed yet, that's why I only sent a few dozen star destroyers :p
vs
The Borg and a few dozen star destroyers and a evil tower

Should be intense, considering the moon is now on its way (my tractor beam was holding it up, remember?)

Loser get hit by the moon!
Sssssoooooooooooo...............wanna call it a draw or carry on until one of us dies from old age?
Well, lets call it a the universe just imploded from out tractor beams intersecting.

So lose-lose, not draw...
That works for me.
 

Dirkie

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Feb 3, 2009
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An old farm somewhere in the middle of nowhere, with a big basement to hide all the evil business stuff i might need.
I might add a petting zoo to distract people from my evil, and have a certain Dr. Moreau as a vetenarian.