AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
zfactor said:
AssassinJoe said:
-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-
That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you
return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my
Christmas Card List!
Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!
hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?
How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).
Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.
Ha joke's on you, because as you were using
your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used
my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.
Sorry for the massive delay, had to go to class...
Anyway, I send a few dozen star destroyers to destroy your tractor beam and blockade earth to keep you from getting help from your alien friends. So the moon is on its way unless you can counter my star destroyers!
Hhhhmmmmmmm.......... I don't know how I'm going to stop that..........
Oh wait, yes I do! Because I was expecting it! Which is why I have placed thousands of my top agents all over your star destroyer fleet. They have taken over two thirds of your fleet and have successfully disabled your tractor beam. As the last of your fleet fight to regain control of the other ships, I send out a message to my allies,
The Borg! Their ships arrive and jam your communications, leaving your forces scattered and divided! Now begins the most epic space battle of all time!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Executor and a hundred star destroyers (the fleet I haven't deployed yet, that's why I only sent a few dozen star destroyers

vs
The Borg and a few dozen star destroyers and a evil tower
Should be intense, considering the moon is now on its way (my tractor beam was holding it up, remember?)
Loser get hit by the moon!