Poll: What would you Evil Overlord base be?

[white_salad]

Giant phallic looking tower. I mean who would suspect the guy in the penis tower to be an evil villain? Certainly not I!

 

[Canid117]

The Island Volcano Fortress. It's hard to beat such a classic.

 

[DeathsHands]

A huge spaceship, although it would be nice if could also work atmospherically, as a show of force.

 

[Frotality]

ive always liked the idea of a galactacus-esque super ship brimming with technology incomprehensible to even the greatest human minds....

...like death rays and magic milkshake dispensers.

 

[BabySinclair]

The White House, oh yeah, they would elect me

 

[dalek sec]

The Eye of Terror from Warhammer 40K lore. Just try and follow me into that hellhole you plucky heros. Not only do you have to deal with the chaos legions hiding in there you have to contend with the warp creatures, the gods of Chaos and their followers. Good luck in there~

 

[Something Amyss]

Of those choices? Castle.

In general: Abandoned Warehouse. >.>

 

[Sam Doctorman]

a castle made of the bones of my enemies with impaled heads around it

 

[imnot]

The White House, oh yeah, they would elect me

not sure its to defended from the brits and canadians.

 

[Pyrignis]

A tall wizard tower on top of the highest mountain. Of course with bigger-on-the-inside magicks?.

I would just sit in my Giant-Evil-Throne? and wait for the heroes to come to me, if that would ever happen.

 

[Lilani]

An underground tunnel system, accessible by various tree trunks and rocks. Either that or a grotto.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I'm gonna make this a little more modern and say that if I was an evil overlord, it would probably mean that I'm a crime lord of some kind. In which case I would have a huge skyscraper and a penthouse suite on top. It would be in the middle of some big city.
Everyone knows of my existence and sees my power everyday looming over them when they go to work.
They know what I do but they don't fuck with me because of what would happen to them and every person they know.

I do of course have plenty of weapons in the basement and my own private army of well trained thugs.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I like the idea of having a dark tower in a land of misery and disease......no, not New Jersey.

Spaceship hahaha zap you from space hahaha

Big deal, I'll just use my giant magnet to make you crash into the earth. Top that!

Is your giant magnet a big horseshoe magnet and does it have the word "Acme" written on it anywhere?

Anyway, I'd also go with the giant spaceship. Fear my immense battleship of doom!!

As a matter of fact, yes it is an ACME magnet. I live in a tower of doom, what I do doesn't have to make sense.

Man, I'm getting in trouble with quite a few people on this forum.

Tower of doom? I would've thought you lived in a desert and chased road runners.

That's my day job.

Ah, I see.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

An uptown apartment with only the bare essentials of what constitutes a living place. You will never find it.

 

[bubba145]

Castle. with HEAVY CANNONS AND AAA Emplacments.

 

[Leg End]

This song sums it up perfectly.

Though it wouldn't be a castle but eh, close enough.

 

[zfactor]

-snip-

-slaps "return to sender" sticker on-

That's rude! I work so hard to get you something and you return it? Just for that, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List!

Also I deflect the missile and use a computer virus to hack you navigation systems and make you crash into the Earth. HA!

hrmmm... How can I get out of this one?

How about: My spaceship has no wireless connections for you to use to send me the virus and uses computers plugged directly into my brain (making them hack-proof because I can think faster than a virus).

Also I use my tractor beams to pull the moon into the earth, crushing your fortress.

Ha joke's on you, because as you were using your tractor beam to crash the moon into my tower of doom, I used my tractor beam to position you right in between me and the moon and hold there! Now if you try to kill me with the moon you'll also be killing yourself. Make your next move.

Sorry for the massive delay, had to go to class...

Anyway, I send a few dozen star destroyers to destroy your tractor beam and blockade earth to keep you from getting help from your alien friends. So the moon is on its way unless you can counter my star destroyers!

 

[Death God]

It'd be huge and have ridiculously unnecessary traps. I like to make things complicated at times.

 

[Free Thinker]

I'm a sucker for old castles and dark towers. It's so classic. Don't even forget about the rustic interior. According to "Villain's Monthly", rustic is in...so is sacrificing people to spite the hero.