Poll: When was your first boyfriend/girlfriend?

[AlthorEnchantor]

I had a boyfriend in kindergarten and we used to play kiss chasey an awful lot. I would have been about 4 or 5.

By all means, not a proper boyfriend. But still! It counts!

I pecked a girl on the cheek at 5.

That was by no means my first kiss.

Neither was the girl I declared my wife when I was seven.

It's more muddled for me--I never said "You're my girlfriend" to my first girlfriend, it was something that just happened over time. Blended from friend to interest over the course of a few months. I regret every fucking second of that though...

I was about to say, there was this one girl I dated when we were both, like, four years old, but that doesn't count, right?

Well... guess it does!

 

[Mr Montmorency]

Tried really hard to get one. 7 times.

Subsequently became an asexual jaded misanthrope from then on after a consistent stream of mindfucking. Trust me, I did try, I asked them out and everything. I was always met with mixed signals, which badly combined with inexperience. For the first 3.

Then I was outright led on and used for the final few before I essentially gave up hope.

I do not wish to elaborate any further unless people are actually interested.

 

[The Anhk24]

I can't say i've ever had one, i just too gosh darn sexy. /sarcasm

Although i did date a girl for one week though, but thats just one week.

dude are you me from the future cause thats my same scenario haha

OT:yah i asked her out, then she just avoided me for a week then dumped me

 

[zatzie zombie num666]

well im 14 now and theirs a girl that i think is my girlfreind but im not sure....if that makes any sence

 

[Random Argument Man]

I didn't get a serious relationship yet.

Although, I did get a few "girlfriends". If it wasn't for over-religious parents, I would had one serious relationship instead of a bad break-up.

 

[motormind]

Mine was when I was about 11. Or perhaps it was more that she more or less resigned to the fact that I was very clingy, wanting to play with her long hair all the time and kiss her.

 

[Dys]

You had a phone when you were eight?
Shee-yit, I feel old.

OT: Twelve. Haven't touched a girl since.
The same cannot be said for men, but then I don't think gay-chicken counts.

ahahahaha that's exactly what I though. I then endeavored to do a profile check and make myself feel even older...


My first girlfriend? I'm not sure. I'm not sure if I've ever had a girlfriend, if I've had one for the past 6 months or if any of my various childhood friendships with girls would be considered 'girlfriend'. My first consistent, adult[footnote]This is a polite way of indicating I mean sexual.[/footnote] oriented relationship with a girl (woman) began when I was 20.

 

[Bruin]

dude are you me from the future cause thats my same scenario haha

OT:yah i asked her out, then she just avoided me for a week then dumped me

Which concept of "asked her out"?

The kind wherein you really don't go out on a date or anything really relative to the phrase "asked out"?

Or the date type?

If it's the former, I have no problem seeing why she didn't accept your proposal. Not because of any reflection of yourself, but probably because she has no idea who you are. If it's the latter, she's just being unreasonable.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

When did you have your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Mine was when I was 8, can't remember much about it... all I remember is 'dumping' them by text. I was a douche wasn't I...

First and only from age 14 to last week. Was an epic relationship of about two years. Shame she broke up with me. The first love is always the hardest aparently... im still pretty down about it and dont plan on getting anyone else until im off to uni. Which is in another two years.

 

[Emperor Platypus]

Never was interested in any of that stuff coupled with moving around and me generally not fitting in with the rest of the group means that after 21 years of living still nothing.

Looking at the rest of the replies makes me feel like a social outcast all over again.

 

[Matt-Sama]

That

I didn't get a serious relationship yet.

Although, I did get a few "girlfriends". If it wasn't for over-religious parents, I would had one serious relationship instead of a bad break-up.

Haha, I know the fuckin' feeling. As I said I had a relationship with one girl from when I was 16 to a few months after being 18 and we broke up because my over religious father hated the idea of us being close or her staying round. We could not be close in my house and it broke things down. She just wanted me to stand up to my dad, which i tried but when it's his house and his rules there is not much you can do.

 

[Spinozaad]

I was just sixteen when I had my first girlfriend.

Although, to be fair, I'm only since two years in an actual, meaningful relationship. Every 'relationship' from my 16th to my 20th was as fake, short and intense as any other teenage relationship.

 

[Macgyvercas]

She wasn't really my girlfriend but just a summer thing.

Must... resist... temptation... to... post... song... GAH!!!

Movie is fucking awesome!

OT: My first girlfriend was at age 16. We went out for two months then went back to being friends.

 

[Random Argument Man]

That

I didn't get a serious relationship yet.

Although, I did get a few "girlfriends". If it wasn't for over-religious parents, I would had one serious relationship instead of a bad break-up.

Haha, I know the fuckin' feeling. As I said I had a relationship with one girl from when I was 16 to a few months after being 18 and we broke up because my over religious father hated the idea of us being close or her staying round. We could not be close in my house and it broke things down. She just wanted me to stand up to my dad, which i tried but when it's his house and his rules there is not much you can do.

Well, it was her parents...and her over-religious brother..who caught us doing something really not religious.

You should've seen how much the family dinner was pretty awkward for me.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

I think I was about 13 or maybe 12. It was Grade 6 though. And she was quite brilliant.

 

[Bruin]

Well, it was her parents...and her over-religious brother..who caught us doing something really not religious.

You should've seen how much the family dinner was pretty awkward for me.

I have an older sibling.

If I would have caught her boyfriend shagging her when we still lived in the same house, I would have beat his ass blue. Religion has nothing to do with it--when you see somebody doing something to a person you've known for your entire life, something that essentially defiles your personal view of her, it makes you see red. It doesn't matter how old you are, how religious you are; it's something primal that tells you to oust him.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

6 years old, my first girlfriend and my first kiss. To be honest though it took a lot of time after that to get to the next one.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Random Argument Man]

Well, it was her parents...and her over-religious brother..who caught us doing something really not religious.

You should've seen how much the family dinner was pretty awkward for me.

I have an older sibling.

If I would have caught her boyfriend shagging her when we still lived in the same house, I would have beat his ass blue. Religion has nothing to do with it--when you see somebody doing something to a person you've known for your entire life, something that essentially defiles your personal view of her, it makes you see red. It doesn't matter how old you are, how religious you are; it's something primal that tells you to oust him.

We were smoking pot....

 

[Matt-Sama]

Well, it was her parents...and her over-religious brother..who caught us doing something really not religious.

You should've seen how much the family dinner was pretty awkward for me.

I always came so close to being caught having sex by my parents. Well my mother knew what we were doing and she didnt care it was just my dad.
Got caught getting a blowjob, my brother just walked right in and saw it. THAT was awkward.