Poll: When You Run Out of Toilet Paper...

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Serving UpSmiles

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So imagine you're in a super market, after putting the food in the trolley, you need to take a dumb, you run to the toilet, you go into the stall too fast to notice....there is no toilet paper, you panic and think of a solution, what do you?
 

Saelune

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Assk if someone can spare a square. Just one square, just spare one square, hell, if its two ply, I would only want just one ply!
 

Xyphon

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If there's a stall next to me, I pull up my pants enough so I'm not walking with them around my ankles, walk to the next one and grab that ones roll.

If there's a sink in there (and there damn well should be), then they most likely have brown paper towels. They may clog the toilet, but I'll be damned if I'm walking around with a brown ass.

If there's absolutely nothing to wipe with, well...... my socks have served me well and they can be proud that they got me out of such a shitty situation.
 

William MacKay

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i thought you meant at home... i dont use public bathrooms. except urinals or hospitals for pissing. because of germs.
but i would probably go for using the next stall. or check first.
 

kurupt87

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Had an emergency once on a journey, had to pull over and sacrifice my boxers. Also managed to sting my balls on some nettles; that day I won.

Only time the OP has happened to me was in a single stall bathroom; I man'd up.
 

emeraldrafael

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in the rare situation where Id ont check, you take off your undergarnments, wipe, and leave them in the waste basket.

Lets face it, you'll be buying a new pair regardless.
 

RatRace123

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Had that happen once, quickly ran into the next stall with my pants around my ankles. No one else was in the bathroom, thank god.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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I don't shit in public toilets.
Have you fucking SEEN those things. They are cleaned like once a fortnight.
 

Argtee

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I almost never use public washrooms.

That being said, I have been stuck in my home washroom without toilet paper.
I ended up yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. I'm glad someone was home...
 

iblis666

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at home id just use the shower which ive only ever needed to do once thankfully

in a public restroom i first use those paper seat covers then a second stalls paper and finally if all else fails paper hand towels, if none of that is there i flush really good then use toilet water and my hand to clean the best i can then use massive amounts of soap and water to rinse off and get home as fast as possible
 

WolfThomas

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I'd usually never not check, but in the rare ocaison, I'd tense my buttchecks pull up my pants and move to the next stall.

My housemates and I actually had a message for that situation either at home or away. Text "code brown" and if we could we'd respond.
 

alarcoz

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If its in a public bathroom, probably going to sacrifice a sock of somthing. If its at home, then its time to do a hand stand in the shower.
 

Kakashi on crack

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William MacKay said:
i thought you meant at home... i dont use public bathrooms. except urinals or hospitals for pissing. because of germs.
but i would probably go for using the next stall. or check first.
I'd have to go with this. I could care less about the germs but I'm OCD about sitting on a toilet that hundred, maybe thousands of people have used before me. I think I've maybe used a public toilet for my excraments about 3-4 times in my life and that was only because I was about to soil myself and couldn't hold it, and I covered the seat first. XD


Hmm, I'd probably go with go to the next stall in this scenario.
 

SilentCom

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This kind of thing never happens to me because I'm careful not to use public toilets. They can be downright disgusting. If it did happen to me, and if there is no one else in the bathroom, I may try getting some toilet paper from a different stall. Of course, I always check to see there is toilet paper present before I procede to alleviate myself.