So imagine you're in a super market, after putting the food in the trolley, you need to take a dumb, you run to the toilet, you go into the stall too fast to notice....there is no toilet paper, you panic and think of a solution, what do you?
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If there's a stall next to me, I pull up my pants enough so I'm not walking with them around my ankles, walk to the next one and grab that ones roll.
If there's a sink in there (and there damn well should be), then they most likely have brown paper towels. They may clog the toilet, but I'll be damned if I'm walking around with a brown ass.
If there's absolutely nothing to wipe with, well...... my socks have served me well and they can be proud that they got me out of such a shitty situation.
If there's a sink in there (and there damn well should be), then they most likely have brown paper towels. They may clog the toilet, but I'll be damned if I'm walking around with a brown ass.
If there's absolutely nothing to wipe with, well...... my socks have served me well and they can be proud that they got me out of such a shitty situation.
i thought you meant at home... i dont use public bathrooms. except urinals or hospitals for pissing. because of germs.
but i would probably go for using the next stall. or check first.
but i would probably go for using the next stall. or check first.
in the rare situation where Id ont check, you take off your undergarnments, wipe, and leave them in the waste basket.
Lets face it, you'll be buying a new pair regardless.
Lets face it, you'll be buying a new pair regardless.
Had that happen once, quickly ran into the next stall with my pants around my ankles. No one else was in the bathroom, thank god.
I don't shit in public toilets.
Have you fucking SEEN those things. They are cleaned like once a fortnight.
Have you fucking SEEN those things. They are cleaned like once a fortnight.
at home id just use the shower which ive only ever needed to do once thankfully
in a public restroom i first use those paper seat covers then a second stalls paper and finally if all else fails paper hand towels, if none of that is there i flush really good then use toilet water and my hand to clean the best i can then use massive amounts of soap and water to rinse off and get home as fast as possible
in a public restroom i first use those paper seat covers then a second stalls paper and finally if all else fails paper hand towels, if none of that is there i flush really good then use toilet water and my hand to clean the best i can then use massive amounts of soap and water to rinse off and get home as fast as possible
I'd usually never not check, but in the rare ocaison, I'd tense my buttchecks pull up my pants and move to the next stall.
My housemates and I actually had a message for that situation either at home or away. Text "code brown" and if we could we'd respond.
My housemates and I actually had a message for that situation either at home or away. Text "code brown" and if we could we'd respond.
I'd have to go with this. I could care less about the germs but I'm OCD about sitting on a toilet that hundred, maybe thousands of people have used before me. I think I've maybe used a public toilet for my excraments about 3-4 times in my life and that was only because I was about to soil myself and couldn't hold it, and I covered the seat first. XDWilliam MacKay said:
Hmm, I'd probably go with go to the next stall in this scenario.
This kind of thing never happens to me because I'm careful not to use public toilets. They can be downright disgusting. If it did happen to me, and if there is no one else in the bathroom, I may try getting some toilet paper from a different stall. Of course, I always check to see there is toilet paper present before I procede to alleviate myself.
