This, i like.Tucker154 said:
I'm from England (rule Britannia bitches) More specifically, i'm from newcastle, land of the geordies.
Where i come from, if you break a leg, you walk it off.
Below zero out side? (thats CELCIUS!!!) Wear shorts and t-shirt and call the women folk soft for wearing coats.
Riots in the street? say to wife, "i'll bring you back somethin' nice pet." and go looting.
we are a peaceful people. But get between us and a bottle of nukey brown (thats brown ale), and its murder time.